Romeo + Juliet soundtrack. Come at me, y’all.

Aretha’s hat alone topples all these idiots instantly.

Off topic: Yo-Yo Ma always looks like he is having the time of his life. Like despite the fact that he is one of the most talented people in the world, he is just happy to be wherever he is. I swear that man is made out of sunshine and rainbows.

I have no room to mock, a few years ago I celebrated my 60th Barenaked ladies concert and I’m in a lower number bracket than a lot of my friends.

Isn’t the Minnesota State Fair the largest state fair in the country? They usually bring it fairly good acts.

I just wanted to encourage everyone to call your representatives and senators and ask them to not attend this farce. I just called mine and asked them to stand with John Lewis.

It’s actually worse. I read another piece on it by Kelsey Miller at Refinery29 and it’s clear all participants are mandated to spend at least a portion of the interview freaking out that they’re meeting Khloé and sucking up to her, and also the trainers dispense vague and fat-shamey nutrition advice. The whole thing…

On the one hand, I would literally give an organ to meet either the POTUS or FLOTUS. On the other hand, I would not want to be filmed being surprised by them. I would be ugly-crying, snot, probably coughing, having an asthma attack, a complete mess. I love them too much to meet them.

that thing about the pizza bites was so real

Sober up? With how many days left until trump gets sworn in?

It is the darkest timeline.

‘Left Behind Cat’ makes me think the kitty lived through the rapture and didn’t get taken to Heaven and is now wandering the earth with Kirk Cameron in one of his crappy “Hey! I’m a Christian!” movies. Like the poor thing hasn’t suffered enough.

Since we’re in Dirt Bag, Amal and George were at the Obama farewell Friday. She hasn’t been photographed since she wore those cool pants (which I totally went out and bought a kick-off of cuz, girl!) with their adorable Bassett and the 411 is that she is pregnant. Anyone have the scoop?

Ellen saves her niceness for her tv show. My friend worked some catering events where she was a guest, and she was horrible and rude. I don’t like her brand, either. She’s always careful not to upset her middle-America, conservative fan base by being ‘too’ political, even when the situation clearly calls for it.

There is no Sephora where I live.

I definitely rewatched it for the final scene at the airport with the real people because everything is terrible and I needed a boost

Also Rick Grimes was in Love Actually soooo...

Mr. Bean was the best part of that movie.

I will never stop mourning the loss of that series. At least Gawker retained its archives so I can go back and revisit when I’m having a bad day.