Try being from a family who you know all voted Trump. My parents, my sister, my grandparents on both sides, pretty much my entire extended family. All of them are happily Trump supporters, not at all conflicted about it.

I took my daughter to the polling place (in Malden, MA) and told her she could help me vote for the first woman president, and she was so excited. I’m still holding out hope, but this is a complete disaster right now.

I’m honestly hoping for a Bobby Newport-esque thing where he confesses that he voted for Hillary because he thought it was illegal to vote for himself, lol.

The 101st Chairborne is pretty formidable...

His daughter is very lucky to have a dad that’s so good at talking about emotions.

Shit, that deer story made this day way more depressing. It’s not even noon but I might have to start drinking now.

Reminds me of how, ca. 1980, our teacher sternly lectured us about all the evil teenagers intent on tricking us into licking Mickey Mouse LSD tattoos. Again, what would have been the point?

That’s just good business

I’ll have you know those aren’t just any pajamas. They’re vucana wool. From a sheep that can only be shorn every 3 years by a blind farmer deep in the woods of Brigadoon.

The guy right below him is completely charmed by his lucious locks.

LOL. I’ve been hearing about this sketch a lot lately and been wanting to see it.

I just noticed all the pepperoni rings are rotating in opposite directions and it really is like a hypnotic spiral of pizza.

Obama’s DGAF phase in gif form.

I wanna wear a pantsuit to the polls!

Regarding Obama’s mic drop / burn of Trump during Mean Tweets, I’m just going to leave this here:

I don’t know, I think Cardinal Dolan’s dress is giving her’s a run for her money. ;)

Love the “I’m totally going to be president!” smile. It really completes the look.

She always looks like she can’t wait to get back home to her gold leaf bubble bath and her current issue of Slovenia Vogue.

All I can think of is early-stage Jocelyn Wildenstein