Anne Hathaway maybe knows something about being built up, put on a pedestal and then torn down for basically no reason. So good for her for saying something.

Puppies give our souls lifejackets to the eternal. Take one pillow, divide by all the hugs in your lifetime and make peace with the unknown.
-(OTHER) Yoko Onoo

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:

Considering Mel came off better in the Ricky Gervais exchange...

She’s an average looking white woman under 35 with slightly above average talent for her age bracket; the world is her oyster.

Boo

SHE WOULD LOVE YOU

My mother’s had one since she was eighteen from where she hit her head really hard on a low doorway (hazards of being tall). She likes it, and always asks our hairdresser to avoid it whenever she gets highlights put in!

You just gave Hollywood five movie ideas, and Amy three years worth of work.

I call Alison Brie to play the best character, Charlotte!

Hey, not to defend Florida Man but I once had a cat change the names of several of my songs on iTunes.

Tonight my kids learned that the foam swords we bought them for Xmas make more effective weapons if you hit with the plastic handles. While breaking it up I got whacked in the face, which left a big red mark. Kylie, you should enjoy irresponsible drinking and hookups at 18 as god intended.

Oh my God - you’re me.

I adored Izzy in 1987 and I adore him now. But I’m his age - I was 23 in 1987.

Only the smartest and most discriminating girls liked Izzy, you know.

The Rutles of pop-punk (or whatever the fuck they play) perhaps?

Really thought you were going to mention Mark leaving Juliet, going into witness protection in Atlanta, and fighting off zombies...

“Busy outdoing each other” or busy out doing each other??

Oh my god, the synthesizer of my NIGHTMARES

AMEN TO ALL OF THAT! I get very pissy reading these comments from people who are clearly not in the trenches and do not understand that the world now is not the world they grew up in. You can’t just sit around with your friends smoking and gossiping on the porch while your kids run around outside because some nosey…

She holds a special place in my heart as Mrs. Wilkinson.