Jagger? Snow thank you!

Jagger Snow kind of sounds like a paint color from Sherwin-Williams. It is just a touch less yellow than ‘Jaundice Ice’ but more yellow than ‘R. Kelly Water’.

It’s like Comic Sans got drunk on chardonnay and started wearing a cheap pink feather boa.

Maybe a law firm?

It’s like comic sans and the disney font had a baby.

Right? I had the exact same reaction. Popped over to their website real quick to learn that their name used to be the less-misleading Morality In Media, which I assume they changed from the even-less-misleading Prudie Pruderson and the Prudes.

I asked for a Tom Waits CD. My mom went to the record store and asked for a John Waite CD. I love my mom, but to add insult to injury, the John Waite CD wasn’t even his hit record, with “Missing You” on it.

This is the first time I’ve seen a photo of an actual person who looks exactly like what one would imagine a police sketch of a serial killer would look like.

SPURNED & BURNED

I love how she proudly points him out twice as “My husband”. Useful too, otherwise I would’ve assumed the fire rousted a hobo out from under the garage.

Sam Rockwell for the love sick cousin.

If they fictionalize it, a blowsy Alicia Silverstone will play her. DJ Qualls, the husband.

Do you? I always seem to show up on “strangely-shaped drapey see-through sweater” day.

Don’t question the article. You’ll get banned.

I have the more upscale version of this book.

Ooooh! Remember Gap “Grass” that smelled exactly like lawn clippings on purpose? I think it’s from that same collection!

I have a bottle each of Gap Dream and Gap Grass. It’s 1994 again and time to drink Fresca and Paul Masson in the quad in my slip dress.

white shoulders = my grandma. but she is a glama, not a grandma.

I know they are all adults now but that still sound wildly inappropriate.

No, they changed, which I know because my style has stayed exactly the same. I like things with some fit, dammit. Their sweaters don’t have waistbands (it’s like a weired slit thing), and everything’s baggy and/or see-through. They went H&M, basically, but kept the prices the same.