Actually, tripping a five year old and screaming “ASSHOLE” in their face is illegal. It’s assault and battery, and probably a few counts of child abuse.

Ok, so you were being facetious. Got it.

I’m sorry, but that sounds completely batshit crazy. Your solution is for everyone to just date people on “their level”? What does that even mean? Are interracial relationships okay (since white privilege is a power imbalance)? Are fat people allowed to date thin people, and pretty people date ugly people (since…

Is there something inherently threatening about someone trying to put their dick in your mouth? Kind of a fact-specific inquiry.

The private sexual lives of other people (even celebrities) should not be your concern at all unless they are doing something criminal (like rape).

He thought she came up for sex. She thought she came up to hang out and get to know each other better. Clearly these are two people who had a fundamental disagreement over what they were trying to get out of the encounter. When she refused his first advance for sex, he would have been well within his rights to tell…

Christie and Trump actually are different. Christie is just fat, a thing that for some people is difficult or impossible to control. Trump isn’t just fat, he also chooses to look like an orange clown. Christie also never made fun of the looks of, or fat shamed anyone else, while Trump constantly did so. So I’m not…

Um, New Jersey is home to multiple world class universities (including, may I say, Princeton). It has one of the best public school systems in the country. It has some of the more progressive laws in the country. It is home to a host of pharmaceutical and technology companies and therefore attracts droves of highly…

Because “their” way of figuring it out is to make an apology and move on.

It’s a terrible business plan. Because as much as you can blame the patriarchy for it or whatever, I doubt the average woman wants to smell like pussy.

Most people on Jezebel are deeply unqualified to talk about most women, but it doesn’t stop them. Because this is an online message board, not a panel of experts at a sociology symposium. And no, I’m not planning to shut up about my own opinions or experiences just because a sanctimonious asshole on the internet tells…

Wow. This is just amazing. I tell you that you shouldn’t patronize women by denying them any sexual agency, and you turn around and start doing it to me. I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here to say that most women would disagree with your puritanical, anti-sex attitude. Most women would find a concern troll like…

Oh, stuff it. I said women, not girls. I can’t give you that elusive age for when a girl becomes a woman, but by the time they’re freshmen at college, they are women. You need to stop being a condescending asshole. Infantilizing women and depriving them of any sexual agency purely because they are young is not helping…

Oh, come on. You and most other college freshmen. Women of all ages are allowed to have sex, you know.

Have you been to Yosemite? You know they have hotels and crappy food courts there, right? And no, they’re not mom and pops. A Starbucks would frankly be an big improvement over the food options available there right now.

Yes, because a coffee place is comparable to strip mines and lumber yards.

Lol, come on. The food options already there are pretty horrible.

Yosemite Lodge already sells food, including beverages in paper cups. If people are going to litter, it has nothing to do with Starbucks specifically.

Eh, the Yosemite food court still sells beverages in paper cups and plastic bottled water. There’s nothing magical about Starbucks cups that makes them somehow more tempting to leave around than other trash, for the types of people who would litter like that in the first place.

Probably just because they have a crapload of gift cards they got over the winter holidays from extended family and coworkers that they need to burn up.