I was going to eat my hat if that picture came from anything but Shadowrun.

*golf clap* do you use that Venezuela point against everyone who calls out your bullshit, or just the people who point out how out of control US military spending is? There are a dozen countries in Europe that have a higher standard of living than we do with more socialist policies than we have. And I have spent time…

“even if it hurts our troops” God, are you dense? It would cost a fraction of the military budget to make us all live like kings, but we’re too busy killing brown people and enriching 100 or so CEO to worry about the troops when they get home. At least the troops create 10 new enemies for every one they kill.

If the troops actually don’t get paid, that will be the first decent thing republicans have accomplished since I was a teenager. God forbid we pull out of one of our forever wars because we couldn’t pay the sainted fucking troops.

You are aware that immigration violations are a civil offense, and not a criminal one, right? I mean, I’m all for using SWAT teams to fuck up people who fill out their tax forms wrong, or use the wrong documentation to get their social security or unemployment benefits too. Because that’s CRIMINAL

I’d argue that the fucks who have been saying “government doesn’t work, now let me break it” should die on that hill.

To be fair, Outside the Lines has been putting some admirable work in on this story, but no other outlet that I know of, at ESPN or any other national media company has done anything close.

I know that cricket has made efforts to be faster, but I am not sure that condensing a (still very popular) game down into a one day format would translate to making a baseball game shorter. The problem with baseball isn’t the amount of time it takes per se.

Shit, I know who Lindor and Correa are and I couldn’t recognize them without a graphic showing their stats. I feel like MLB took a big step back away from promoting their stars after the steroid scandal and they never realized that badass players still sell themselves after that. I’m still a baseball fan, and I’m not…

Baseball is a slow fucking game, but let’s not act like speeding it up is magically going to bring in a bunch of new fans. Cricket is glacially slow and is one of the most popular sports in the world.

Wow, billions you say? We could probably send upwards of 2 fake fighter jets to Norway with that kind of scratch.

I saw him whip off his helmet and thought it was going to get called back

As an aside, I love seeing baseball scores in football games.

My older brother isn’t even 50 yet, but he calls margarine “oleo”. My mother is 70, and does not use that term, so I don’t know where he got it.

OK, so you didn’t sink to the center of the earth, but did it faze you?

Wait, when did an American ever say “leave the statues be”?? I’m an American and I’m pretty sure we would have said “plate them in gold!” or something.

Wait, I took that huge bong rip for the wrong reason?

I still wonder why people vote for politicians who say “Goverment doesn’t work (And I’ll prove it)!” And then they get upset when their experience with the government is fucked. Maybe electing people at least committed to making government work would at least get you people that try to help in your bureaucracy.

I once thought my dog hated water until I let her out on a 30 foot horse lead on a beach on Lake Superior. She ran up and down the waterline chasing the waves and drinking them for about 30 mins, then I found out what raging pit bull diarrhea was.

Really? No one has said “it’s about ethics in gaming journalism” yet? Fuck you, gamergate Nazis, it actually is about ethics in gaming journalism this time.