Didn’t Joe Kennedy make his money from bootlegging during Prohibition? A lot of dynasties started from humble backgrounds. It’s arguably why Americans who should have no reason to oppose the estate tax do: “if I can amass enough money and political power via my crimes, my kids should get it all!” Most Americans just…

Hey, just because I’ve had a fistfight over pizza toppings doesn’t mean anything!

Haha, I love to hate on the guy as much as anyone, but I have heard that he’s a pretty nice dude and if I’m honest with myself I would sell out ther same way.

Drugs. And other illegal transactions.

Shit, I tore my ACL in college just being a drunk idiot and “toughed it out” for a couple of weeks before someone pointed out how I had insurance through my scholarship.

To paraphrase Bomani Jones, I’m not offended that they’re trying to run a hustle, I’m offended that they think I’m a mark....

I actually have a decent command of Spanish so I just assumed that Google saw I had visited a Spanish language page. Weird that it’s just for everyone.

Right. That can’t be the only funky ballot on either side. I’d think process should dictate that you just disqualify ballots like that (Or at least the choices that are unclear).

Haha, I have no idea what the tier list for SC2 looked like, but I was terrible with Yunsung and had a friend who was really good with him, so I always hated matching against him. Then again, among the fighters that weren’t brain dead easy to use (Hi Kilik!), I was best with Ivy and Astoroth, so he always hated…

It’s because the word “democratic” has generally good connotations, so a conservative obviously can’t use the term “Democratic party” or the like...

Yo, I’ve never seen that middle one before. I will appropriate that for all sorts of anti-nazi purposes!

They brought that shit back somewhat recently. Sales.....do not appear to be brisk, judging from my local Kroger locations.

Well, if you like your beer to taste like Fruity Pebbles maybe.

I hate to say it, but it *is* possible that the Kochs will mostly keep their hands off of the actual product here. I used to work for the video game studio called Volition, and after I left they were bought out by the Kochs. As far as I can tell, both from the games they’ve made and the people I know that still work…

In Bill’s defense, it’s tough to stay that high for two and a half hours in public too.

I have been calling him “Fightin’ Bobby Portis” all season and intend to continue.

It’d be fun if FJM took over Deadspin for a day again at least, even if the site is still dead.

Speaking of old fashioned comedy, I found an XM station that just plays stand-up comedy clips, and a few of them are really funny, but I’m amazed how about 90% of these routines are incredibly racist, sexist, or both. And some of these are from comedians I used to love, but it’s just not funny anymore.

Either you apologize for an innocent mistake, or you realize that 2/3 of your audience are racist white fucks and make a half assed apology.

If Papa John’s sold something I felt comfortable calling pizza, I might agree with you.