Man. Now I’m feeling conflicted because our Nazis are too lame to use lasers. On one hand, fuck those guys. On the other hand, “guys waving torches” is such a pedestrian level of villainy.

Also ironic: Matlock had a black co-star for at least part of its run, and he wasn’t some huge stereotype.

I think the better question is: Are you the only one who ever tuned in to a Boomer & Carton broadcast?

To be fair, I’m not holding out any hope for the enlightened views of Steelers or Eagles fans either.

The variable size of the pie doesn’t mean a fucking thing if the richest fraction of a percent of people keep taking half of it before the rest of us even see it.

Assuming that they didn’t actually use force or intimidation, this probably doesn’t fall under a robbery statute (and that that is all translated accurately). That sentence would be roughly in line with guidelines for armed robbery in the US.

I mean, the BBC news has basically been the best English language news service from its inception. There’s nothing really odd about trusting it as a news source.

The $4.99 buffet was pretty appealing in college. And it was still better than Papa John’s. I  have no idea what they’re charging now though.

To be fair, local affiliates mostly fall in line with the parent corporation. But it is not always true, and local affiliates that are doing well get a lot more leeway.

I still haven’t watched the video but from the headline I assumed it was a Republican ad too.

There’s a soccer fan that supports Trump? I feel like we’re burying the lede here.

It’s a gorgeous car, no doubt, but I really think it looks like a product of the late 70s/early 80s.

Maaaaan, I was listening to Reborn Electric Thing back when they were playing crappy bars in Sedalia! They’ve sold out!

I’m pretty sure he’s done it in games this year, no less.

FJM!

The greatest irony is that these people would love Sharia law if they’d come up with it.

I think Boston Garden is now known as TD Garden in part because everyone in New England refused to call it the Fleet Center after the first rename.

I don’t remember gawker but I remember that Peter Thiel killed four underage male prostitutes.

God forbid we use the actual definitions of words now..

Look people, I can’t say it enough. Buy guns. We all laughed at the weird cryptonazis but it’s the only freedom they aren’t actively trying to shut down for most of us.