I did not know that.

Punting the ball through the uprights is worth 1 pt in Canadian football, for some reason.

I’m relatively certain that anyone who would do that is not enough of a humorless prick to disapprove of the nicknames in the first place.

Hey! Parts of Cham-bana are cool! And...uhh. We’ll just say I grew up in Decatur and am glad I’ve spent most of my life in actual cities since then.

No, those things do not make you a Nazi, but repealing the ACA and the Voelker rule are certainly policy goals that support institutional racism.

For what it’s worth, studies have indicated that both parties assume that centrist voters are much more conservative than they actually are, based on questions about the types of policy they would like to see implemented.

I felt that the respectful thing to do was to accept the invitation until this Orange horror show got in place. But even though I felt like swallowing your pride to visit W or Obama was the right thing to do, I don’t recall bitching about anyone who decided not to go.

For real, yo. My favorite Vietnamese place started offering boba about 20 years ago in Dallas. I don’t personally care for it, but I also dislike tapioca generally. And I’m the type of person that asks for tripe and tendon in my pho.

Let’s do a Kickstarter to fund statues of Sherman and Grant all over the nation.

Hey! I bet there are life insurance and reverse mortgage scams too! #notonlygold

I have long talked about opening a restaurant called Fuck It, It’s Fried where you can order a small, medium, or large FIIF consisting of whatever we felt like putting in the deep fryer that day.

Although at this point, fun might actually be an ancillary benefit of nailing his orange ass.

The thing that worries me most about this is the complete lack of accountability ICE has. What’s really to stop them from claiming anyone is someone else if you can’t swiftly lay hands on proof of citizenship? Even if you can, will that really stop them?

Yeah, stupid liberals can’t even go back to their gold plated living capsules with filtered air and water.

I’m just going to use this tactic next time I have a job interview

Are you kidding? He might get paint on his hands. They just have to keep anyone who looks like they’ve worked a day in their life out of his sight before he orders them to do it.

Subtle, what you did there.

You’ve got a problem with selfish, greedy opportunism? That’s the most American trait on the fucking planet. Must be hard to find these folks if they’ve already assimilated that well.

You are sort of banking heavily on your, or anyone else’s, vote for a non-Republican being counted in this hypothetical.

“It’s just human behaviour,” said Bjork.