According to Shadowrun, “keeb” is one of the racial slurs of choice w/r/t elves.

They’re brothers, but from everything I’ve heard Rick is a decent guy. Imagine how messed up you have to be to have a brother who is a world-class chef and eat the bland crap that Skip does.

I’ve always thought it was a little weird that the NBA gets the most grief over tanking when it is the one American sport where the team with the worst record isn’t guaranteed the top draft pick.

I, for one, have been waiting for Ken Rosenthal’s take on the dick joke. I didn’t even know I was waiting until it became possible.

Wrigley Field on the other hand has had a corporate name so long that the name might be more associated with the baseball team than the company.

The funny part about Bob Kraft is that he’s consistently called one of the smartest owners in the NFL, and then you go and live in Boston for a few years and even Pats fans have stories about him doing something galactically stupid and/or embarrassing.

This thread has clearly displayed that you have plenty of time on your hands, so it’s not as if anything I say here can be construed as a net negative on the value proposition of the conversation.

Hahahahaha. Whoa people, we got us a lion here, and he don’t give a shit about the opinions of sheep! Please tell me about how you’re going to go Galt and deprive the rest of us of all of your precious ideas too!

So you seriously think it’s possible to be an anti-capitalist protester that looks at the U.S. and says “nah, they’re OK?” Because the ridiculous excesses of capitalism here have turned me off the whole idea of free markets or even the concept of human decency over the past 38 years.

Then you just take your locomotive home, which you can also afford.

Hilarious. Had no idea it ran *that* long.

Are they done paying that dude yet?

This is like comparing Pearl Harbor to the marina raising your boat docking fees.

This is what I read kinja comments for...

Insanity defenses rarely work, and even when they do, you’re just trading some or all of your sentence time into an institution. Also, they don’t have to let you leave the institution when your sentence is over if they still believe you to be a danger to yourself or others.

If you think they are going to allow a fair election to happen, I have a parcel of swampland to sell you.

MBA: the degree respected nearly as much as a BA in pottery.

Whenever a vile human like Ailes dies, I am always reminded of Hunter Thompson’s obituary for Nixon. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1994/07/he-was-a-crook/308699/

You actually have to refrigerate most store bought eggs in the US. They wash them before packaging them and it removes a protective layer of oil that keeps them from spoiling.

Jeff Sessions immediately asked about murders in Chicago.