Pfff. That's clearly a kamehameha, not a hadouken.

Fair point. I shouldn't comment drunk. I get rude and inaccurate. But most people who get shot, by a cop or otherwise, are males under the age of 25.

A little over 1 in a million whites get killed by a cop. Over 30 per million blacks do. Get your shit straight, dickface.

Brock Gonad is rolling over in his grave.

I think the Tuscan Speed 6 and Speed 12 are two of the most gorgeous cars ever made. I don't care if they're unreliable pieces of shit, I will buy one or the other if I ever have the available cash.

I lived in Texas for 7 years, and the first time I asked for a "Coke" I was asked "What kind?" I was pretty sure one of us was stupid, but I wasn't sure which one of us it was.

Albert, I love your food articles and your articles about the Lakers, but just because the justice system is working more or less as intended doesn't mean it isn't broken.

That's gorgeous. What model is it? The 2000GT is pretty much the only pre-80's Toyota model I'm familiar with.

Hey, I think we found the missing link between monkeys and men! Oh wait. Schilling and his son are both monkeys, and men still didn't descend from them!

I know a number of Harvard grads, and only half of them are insufferable. But those *were* some pretty clever signs.

Wow. If anyone has the time to dig through ebay to get past the Jeep Wranglers and Ford F-150s, they must have a far less stressful job than I do.

You win sir!

Oh, what, was Keith Law fucking children or something? They still allow and promote First Take, which in and of itself is an argument against evolution, I guess.

I was once a TA for an introductory stats class, and while I don't know much about Ed.D's, I can say that undergrad education majors are apparently the dumbest people on the planet. If you can't understand a number line, I don't need you teaching my children.

I *think* it's just a reference to how the feet and legs looked on those old 16-bit games? I could be way off base though

Wow. That's like....Nazi-era anti-Jew level caricature there.

This thing is totally awesome, but I voted "Crack Pipe" because there is no way in hell that it's actually worth what he(?) is asking.

Hey, not making a judgement at all! Just was totally not the type of person or town I would expect to see bombing around in an Elise! When I see a nice car around here, it's usually a 70 year old man who preserved his old E-Type Jag or an old Vette, not a young-ish woman in a Lotus.

Well, if *you* can't have fun with a barrel of mineral oil and a bottle of sparkling wine, then I feel sorry for you =)

I saw a very....stocky woman driving a Lotus Elise around town about 3 months ago, and I was very happy about it.