it could get its doors blown rightly off by any Camry owner in a frantic rush to purchase the newest issue of Beige! Magazine.

Totally agree. Even if no one is going to care if I'm watching a video at work (and they usually won't), I don't want to necessarily take the time when I can get a synopsis, especially if I forgot my headphones or whatever.

I once (hell, probably more than once) harassed a woman in a bar. I was sitting at a booth waiting for a couple of friends who never showed up, and a friendly group—a white couple and an Indian woman—asked if they could sit there. I said yes, and they sat down, and we chatted for about 45 minutes. I was admittedly…

I brought up the Jack Morris game last night with one of my housemates. We agreed that this was the more impressive performance out of Bumgarner.

Nice. Heh...I honestly haven't read *any* comics seriously in about 15 years. I just make a half-assed effort to keep up with Marvel events because I have a number of friends who are equally geeky, but have more time to keep up with that shit than I do. It wouldn't surprise me at all to find that Moon Knight got…

I admittedly have not read anything involving Moon Knight in more than a tangential way in at least a decade. I'll check it out some time.

It was nearly 15 years ago, so it could be a little from column A, a little from column B.

Fucking Moon Knight? He's an enormous tool, how can he possibly outrank Deadpool!?

Maybe it's just because I was in college, but I swear the quality of the Bock has noticeably declined since I lived in Dallas.

Cool Colt? I've heard that tasted more or less like a distillate of a pack of Newports, which from my experience probably means it was marketed primarily to women and black people.

99 cents?!? Now I feel ripped off having paid $1.04 for my King Cobras at age 18.

Yeah, if Beats weren't just flat-out inferior to Bose, I would consider switching over this. But I like quality sound more than I like making a statement with my headphones.

I would totally play that Canticle for Liebowitz game.

While it's not entirely necessary in this particular case, I would like to see some more actual statistics being done on "Regressing."

MORE BEARS ALL THE DAYS!

But he didn't *actually* say "Bitches be crazy, amirite?" That's got to count for something!

Hey, can some asshole maybe put "Funbag" in the title of these posts? I don't even click on them half the time and I'm way too fucking lazy to actually search for the things they're tagged with more than once a month or so.

I mean, I've been a fan since the KSK days and I've loved the Funbag almost as much as the…

Something like 70% of US prison populations have suffered significant head trauma at some point in their lives, and nearly 40% have had repeated head trauma, according to some self-reporting studies, for what that's worth.

While three European powers have been sent packing (England, Italy and Spain)

I'm admittedly only a casual NHL fan, and I mainly follow the Blackhawks, but since I moved to Boston last summer, I've been exposed to a lot of talk about the Bruins. To me it seems like their biggest problems are not having a lights-out scorer like Crosby or Kane or whomever, and they're too slow.