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The thing about seeing any Gaga live performance is, besides all the hype and showbiz....she always slays as a singer and musician. Love to hear her sing, just her at the piano.

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Bradley looks at Gaga when she first starts singing.

They seem like the sweetest friends. I was never a huge B Cooper fan, but seeing him interact with Gaga is a delight. And I saw the film TWICE. 

How did you pay for the gift card and where? If you bought it online or through your credit card would they have record of it? Or if you bought it directly from the lodge they should also keep a record? Maybe none of this is helpful but I hate to see you give up on something you have been looking forward to. I usually

If Oreo wants to sell something called “The Most Stuf” I would really have hoped that they would have pulled out all the stops, and each package would have just 3 “cookies” in it. One per row.  One wafer on each end and nothing but cream filling from end to end.

At this rate, they’re going to give each other the shaft.

Question for women who live alone: I moved from a low-density city (mostly houses, small downtown core) to a high-density city where I live in a high-rise in a nice area. Luckily for me, there’s only one building across the street and it’s mostly older people. There’s clean lines of sight between the buildings.

We gotta get the imposter jerk off instagram! The true master baits the false jogger. And we haven’t reached dick run climax yet!

Oreos are overrated. Honestly, taste varies, but for my money give me more texture and less sugar in a cookie. My 2 cents. 

It’s hard to know who the original is. Guess we will have to see when their Instagram accounts were erected.

Job update: I did not get the job. *sad trombone*

Anyone else in the frozen hellscape part of the world? It’s like being in freaking Snowpiercer, minus Chris Evans (why is there never Chris Evans IRL)? I am thankful for my family and job that keeps me tethered to a cold place, but I am gradually learning that I am not a winter person. 

I’M IN THE GREYS so it’s like why even post but...

I worked at a huge furniture company with a team of about 12 receptionists. There were a few older ladies and one had never been married and was already in her 50's so we knew she was never going to have children but she got an adorable white shitzu puppy. We decided to throw her a surprise puppy shower. Everything

Upstairs, with her husband.

Okay, this was not over the top, but I bet I can take the cake for most pathetic baby shower. My twins had just been born super early and in dire condition. They were the size of squirrels and ensconced in the NICU unable to breathe on their own, but my aunt insisted on going through with the shower she had planned. I

Because I have had a very long day and I inexplicably forgot how these work, I sat here for a long time wondering how in the world Lantern of Hope managed to drink his own semen at a baby shower.

I was thinking this same thing. Where is the movie about his victims? I realize we are all curious about what makes someone do something like this, but it would suck to be a family member who is grieving a victim of his and see this. A very dear friend of mine was murdered and I don’t find her killer remotely

I started watching the Netflix doc about him last night and I can’t stop thinking about if my daughter (or anyone) was beaten, raped, murdered, and disappeared, how I would feel if she went long forgotten and her murderer went on to become a pop culture icon who all anyone can say about him is how perplexing it was

This is absolutely delicious...