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I’m sure this woman was terrified/ in a state of shock. And it’s certainly not possible to rationally prepare for this type of situation. But I delivered a seemingly dead blue baby on the bathroom floor two months ago, 7 weeks ahead of my due date. She basically just fell out of me after getting up to go to the

I’m excited to evaluate all of the candidates, pick my favorite and work to get them nominated. And if my candidate fails I look forward to FALLING THE FUCK IN LINE.

That’s the only ethical thing to do.

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Has anyone seen If Beale Street Could Talk? I waited soooooo long for this movie to come out, then it was only at a couple chain theaters, then it was holidaze and no time to go see it, then Golden Globes awards and more chain theaters but I was too busy, and now it is in small neighborhood theaters and I have time

I don’t know what it is about this week, but I’ve been just very annoyed with men - so much so that I’ve started getting a bit nasty about it.
I just don’t give a fuck.

I had a rough start to my week, with what I thought was gastric problems but turned out to side effects from new medication. I had my latest counseling session too; I felt really annoyed at myself after for talking around everything, even things I thought I wanted to discuss.

Anyone else in Northeast Ohio suffering this awful apocalyptic snowstorm? What are you doing to keep warm/safe/fed/entertained?

When I was a wee lad lo these many decades ago, my uncle (long haul truck driver) brought me a surprise gift from Florida. A tiny lizard. Very cute.

We couldn get my daughter's six foot long iguana to stay in his tank, so finally gave up. He was my sweet lovey boy, slept on top of me when I was sick and followed me to the bathroom. RIP Joey, Mommy misses you :, (

Hi kittens! My cat Blanchie had all of her teeth removed in surgery this week, and she’s absolutely great. Woke up from surgery purring and has been a calm, much happier cat now that she’s pain free, for probably the first time in years. I’m so happy the vet checked her mouth at her well visit and found the lesions

“living room pond” is a terrific phrase. I had a coworker who ended up being the primary caregiver for an iguana after her sons entered their teens and lost interest. He loved his two-legged mom; he kept breaking out of his tank to be wherever she was, once actually shattering the glass and crawling into the kitchen

I’m sitting here distracting myself while editing the latest episode of my podcast, Boring Books for Bedtime, and fairly tickled pink that it recently hit some milestones in less than 3 months of running.

Wally would make an exceptional emotional support handbag, but alive, this is more like a suicide support animal.

Wonder what emotion Wally will be helping with when he inevitably tears his keeper’s face off...

4 to 5 sexual partners and 2 to 3 committed relationships by age 27 is literally me. I feel good about it. Sounds like Average Anna and I would be good friends! 

The implied causation presented with those statistics makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out. Maybe her failed committed relationships taught her valuable life lessons that contributed to the success of her marriage. Maybe her abortion allowed her to finish college and achieve her dreams.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

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Job training, while needed, is not a panacea for poverty. It is a red herring corporate Dems toss around as a distraction.