FACT. Pies are superior beings. I fucking love pie. Also cheesecake (which in my mind isn’t a cake it’s in the custard pie family).

Zucchini bread with cream cheese frosting actually doesn’t sound so bad.... I know that’s not what you meant but it’s where my mind went... basically, I’m hungry as hell right now and any description of food is making my stomach growl (I’ve been eating super healthy for health reasons and I’m losing my mind).

these are super rich ass people, maybe she baked the cake, took a pic of it, then stuffed it in a gold and diamond crusted cooler and strapped it to the back of flying monkeys who delivered it to Selena Gomez in short order.

C (Swifty’s good girl imaage is a complete scam) and D (assistant’s assistant did not make the cake, but she did place the order and pick it up).

She wants us to believe she’s a human and has feelings.

I just... what was the rest of the “celebration”? Best case scenario is Taylor Facetimed Selena but if that happened wouldn’t we have gotten a screenshot of that? The only plausible explanation is she ate someone else’s birthday cake alone, in the dark, sharing every third spoonful with her cat. 

He sounds like one of those “all talk and no action” kind of guys. The internet is literally full of them at every dating/interaction level. Just move on to someone else.

This week has been basically me applying for any kind of summer job I can find around me but got a welcome break today. Went to a local street fair and saw “Sorry to Bother You”, a really good, weird and thought-provoking movie that ironically has a lot to do with work in our society.

Hi all, how have you been? :)

If the guy forgot, I don’t think he was very interested in you at all.

He's not supposed to be on the table and he knows it :)

Well at the tender age of 13 the dog has decided to finally start earning a living, clearly as a model.

I had a bad Monday night and didn’t sleep much, and as a result I opted to skip my 30 minute makeup routine Tuesday morning and go bare faced to work. It happens a couple of times a year but I’m always unpleasantly surprised about how many people feel like they should have opinions on what others do with their face.

Has it occurred to the scientists that the dead people are taking control of the alive people’s eyeballs because they already knew this?

“No girl should ever wear your dad’s chain,” one Instagram commenter wrote. “So disrespectful.”

Hey Guys - are you getting tired of that same old White Male Privilege(tm)? Do you yearn for the sweet, sweet feeling of oppression? Why should women have all the fun? Become an MRA.

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Lol, I was born and raised in Paul Ryan’s hometown, and have biked/ran/played extensively all over town for decades. I never once in my life saw a groundhog there. They only appear to destroy shitty political leaders. Well done, groundhogs, well done.