“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

happy birthday to me

For kids in that situation, sure they may be aware it’s a game and they won’t actually receive money at the end... but to play this kind of game seems shitty IMO.

Jolie’s version of the story is the same as the story that the magazine printed - she doesn’t seem to get what was wrong with it in the first place. It doesn’t matter if YOU think ‘this is an acting exercise, this money is meaningless and the children don’t get to keep it anyway’ - to those kids they’re just seeing a…

mountain dew = the best

That is literally an over the shoulder boulder holder

I watch Blackish. I don’t watch anything with Charlie Sheen and never have. You want me to give Chris Brown ‘a break’... why? And do you think that him beating up Rihanna was the most recent violent thing he did?

Lark.

god damn did i laugh. i laughed so much.

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

OMG This made my whole freakin’ day. Thank you!!!!

I’m gonna be petty here:

Probably. She had a job and spoke English (in addition to some others). There are a lot of poor Americans who wouldn’t qualify though.

So under these standards, would Melania get in if she applied for a green card today?

I’m actually surprised that a beauty blogger with a following didn’t expect more freebies from the photographer than just the last $125. And then there’s this gem the bride tweeted about choosing her wedding photos:

a) Went way overboard on wedding costs and months down the road were trying to undo the damage by refusing to pay for anything they could manage to

She probably did it to get more traffic to her blog. Anything for clicks, y’all! In all seriousness, I hope her blog tanks now. As of yesterday, the site was down. What a bitch.

Fuck these people.

The couple seem like the sort of people who:

Over $125???? Nightmare people, calm thy tits. Read thy original contract. Get thee to a nap.