But...but...he’s BLACK!!!

And that’s probably the worst he ever looked on a golf course:

I cannot stress this enough to Trump, he does not have to stay at the White House at all or ever darken Washington DC with his presence again. It’s simple, “I resign the presidency effective immediately,” sign and date it.

That would be tacky. Now an elephant hunting a bald eagle...That exudes style.

I haven’t bought an entire album in awhile, but this album is amazing. I just keep listening to the whole thing on shuffle over and over. That video is fantastic. Did he pee his pants at the end? They looked wet. I’m dead.

And she got her ass handed to her by J.K. Rowling earlier this week.

The show doesn’t interest me, however your comment is reminding me of the Black Mirror episode, Nosedive. This woman is asked to be maid of honor to an old cruel friend from childhood; whom she had spoken to for some time. They both were being fake for social acceptance. (This episode is a total crystal ball to our…

....then, finally, out of desperation, there’s a circle jerk, only to reveal that each boner is smaller than the next........sigh

Bachelor parties suck as well. You think it’s gonna be strippers and blow and it usually ends up being 7 guys playing poker and eating Velveta Con Queso and wanting it to be over around 9pm. You have 3 Bud Lights and then you’re like fuck this, I have to drive.

I get it. I’d be pissed if someone infinitely more famous than I am used my dead brother’s work as “fair use”. I’d want to get paid!

I don’t know why but I thought that was Big Freedia. Hella yeah Beyonce should be paying some money to Messy Mya’s estate and credit him. He was only 22 when he died. That’s tragic.

I did too. But when I was in England for my first semester of college and got sick, I was reading the news in the doctor’s office and there was this huge expose about how scared the man was of his fans, especially the stalkers and ones who wanted him to drink their blood. I did more reading after that and have felt so…

FOUND IT! or at least this is a similar one. From the blog:

Well, if you can’t find it, let me know. I can send you some links to people who believe Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are secretly married and Louis’s baby is fake. That’s pretty batshit, too.

Team RPatz. These are people who have gone out of their way for years to make his life incredibly difficult. They spew racist hate at his girlfriend* constantly and there is just no way that doesn’t take a toll on his relationship.

From what he’s saying, he’s had to structure his whole life, even his relationships, around avoiding invasive stalkers who follow his every move. He did his job well and moved on (like the most of the rest of the world) but he still has to look over his shoulder, for who knows how long. Maybe forever? That sucks.

I saw a Kristen Stewart/Rob Pattinson Tumblr how they’re secretly married and have a kid and them dating other people is just a pr stunt and it was the most batshit crazy thing I’ve ever seen.

My former manager’s daughter (who worked mostly remotely) would come in for a visit every now and then, and would tell anyone who listened how much she loved Twilight movies and how all the stars knew her and loved her and she was best friends with them.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

I don’t know what I feel weird about, that there are still die-hard twilight fans and that RPatz is talking shit about them.