You’re overthinking the thought processes of people that don’t overthink anything.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

Paul Ryan did last year.

You can make yourself undefeatable on the plane. Just get a pair of sound cancelling headphones and a tablet full of tv shows and movies. I’ve been sat on a flight two seats over from a fidgety baby and barely noticed.

Pretty much. One time a pregnant coworker asked a fool like this for his seat (young, white, well-dressed hipster on the L), he actually said “No.”

I’m good with babies because they (and their mothers) can’t help the crying and they will eventually fall asleep.

Babies? New York? Seems like a good excuse as any to share this tacky ass picture that I’ve been obsessed with all day.

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

Another profession I think is ill done by in TV? Social workers. On medical dramas and law shows, they’re always the eeeeevil people who want to take your kids away, and that’s so different from the social workers I know. But if we had DCFS (premiering this fall on CBS!) we could have a cast of exceptionally…

Gah (at Netflix, not you), this was my immediate reaction as well. Welp, they apparently couldn’t be bothered to look up the origins of the word and discover it was coined by people who couldn’t be bothered to find out where a particular group of immigrants were actually from, or they did and decided they didn’t care,…

I was just about to post this. How could this have gone through all the necessary layers of approval without someone mentioning how racist this is??

I would love to become a freelance Hamster trainer. Holy fuck! That job sounds amazing!

Resumé builder. Buy a house on one TV show, next a commercial, then an infomercial, followed by your own reality series. You can potentially climb that ladder all the way up to the White House.

I have some friends who recently did a tree house building show (DIY channel, not TLC though). They had to pay for everything, and it was a premium price. At the end of the show, they furnished the tree house and did the big reveal, and when the taping end they packed up all the furniture and took it with them, haha.…

Every fucking episode:

That last part was well done, because I 100% read it in her House Hunters voice. And now I’m putting off going to bed until after the end of the episode to see if the homebuyers choose Dunker, but I swear I’m turning off the TV before I get sucked into the next episode— wait, where is this one set? Ok, maybe just one…

I think she is covering up some sort of offensive tattoo...like an iron cross or donald trump...but I repeat myself...

I miss my house hunters marathons soooo much! the ONLY thing I miss about cable! there is no other home show series on streaming services that I can have on as background noise while I am doing my chores that is the same.

She is also as best I can tell the voice of Hidden Valley Ranch...

Leave it so someone named Finger to bury the lede about her giant hand!