My face when reading about Jon Gosselin

I agree but I assumed that the snark was directed at Ms. Seyfried because she is so young (31 years old!).

OMG THANKS FOR ASKING.

I would have won the healthcare vote if you deduct the 3 million undocumented congressman who would have voted illegally.

This is the first time I’ve genuinely smiled since you know when, so . . . .

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

We can only hope!

I had more action in my office at 3:35 than anytime in the last three years. People were riveted.

HOORAY!!!! Now can we depend on Trump following up with his threat/promise to not repeal Obamacare if the AHCA didn’t make?

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

repeal and replace this administration.

I actually got super emotional and started tearing up. Which I guess is just evidence of how currently alone and unloved I am feeling at this point in my life. So it is oddly relaxing and upsetting for me.

I kept waiting for it to start screaming or turn murderous. Somehow, I think this was worse.

I’m torn. On one hand I like the message, calm, collected, nice sentiment. On the other hand I am screaming , “OMG KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!”

“Sentient Breadstick” was my old stripper name.

I thought it was really relaxing? Am I weird for that? My heart swelled when they cut to the sunset, thought that was neat.

Saw this earlier and all I could think was that it looks like a sentient breadstick.

Lainey at Lainey Gossip has for years been saying that Kristen Bell is an a-hole and since she’s in the industry, as well as being a blogger, I trust Lainey’s stories. Which is a shame because like another commenter said, I really enjoy Kristen Bell’s work. Dad Shepherd will always be the dude from Punk’d for me, I…

Ouch.

The horrifying corollary to this discussion is that any female mutant with healing factor is always a “virgin,” all the time, and heals her hymen with every thrust.