Well said. When I would bark at my husband for not emptying the trash or picking up after himself, he said he didn’t notice it. Literally expecting someone else to take care of it.

Here’s the issue my husband believes (like literally believes) we are at 50/50 when in reality it’s more like 90/10 and it blows my mind. What was even more revealing is I tried to create a chore chart/list to create a more equal workload but so many items I was like “he won’t do that right” or “this looks like he’s…

Obviously with an uninformed opinion like that you must not be a mother. ;p

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I’m so sorry you’re incapable of experiencing joy.

Counter point: lemon gold bears suck. Orange and pineapple (white) gold bears 4evah!

That’s the white pineapple ones for me. Even my 3 year old is trained to know if she is given gummi bears the white ones go to Mom.

Regular gold bears are number SEVEN?! For SHAME. Regular gold bears are, and always have been, fantastic and deserve to at least be in the top 3.

Considering the number of socially awkward things that I imagine you must get yourself into given who you are based on what I read of you, I think that’s really saying something.

Only gonna say this ‘cause I didn’t learn until I was 22 and it caused me a lot of grief:

And here, we see Kylie emerging from her pupa.

I got married in Vegas this past summer. Ceremony and license totalled about $200. Had a blast gambling and drinking with friends for a few days to boot. Weddings aren’t expensive, rich people are.

Came here to say this!

And then you have me, the white boy- an even further step of cluelessness.

But if we donate to Planned Parenthood or immigrants or whoever, how are we going to brag about it? Can we make t-shirts that say, like “WHITE SAVIOR” or something?

great, now i have to make a shirt that says “im not friends with the white women who made a shirt to say that they are a white woman who didn’t vote for trump” and i don’t think i’ll have enough room :(

OR ONE OF THE MANY HILLARY CLINTON SHIRTS YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY OWN!

Dear god we are just so very embarrassing.

But does it come with a key fob that declares “I have POC friends” ...?