Safe words are not songs though. Joke failed, please exit stage left.

She got famous for being beautiful. She stays famous by being The Best.

Was anyone following Reynolds and Lively before RR got Deadpool? I feel like they both just got suspiciously funny out of nowhere, and my hunch is that the same joke writer runs both their twitter accounts. Happy to be slapped down though...

“Harder”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it now: he’s fucking irritating. I get the impression from his Twitter that he always has to be “on” and I’d really like him to turn off. And I only see him on tweet beat but even that is too much! I wish Chrissy teigen would tell him to calm down.

Oh come on, everybody knows that the best safe word is flugelghenheimen....

Ryan Reynolds’ moments of like-ability (his appearance in Harold Kumar, the fact that he’s Canadian, his abs) are consistently negated by his trying too hard tweets, and the fact he’s married to Blake Lively.

This looks like the kind of error that happens in every edition of my local Jewish Community Center’s activity offerings.

November Rain is from Guns N’ Roses G’n’fn’R’s double album Use Your Illusion (I and II - it’s so important that it uses Roman numerals). It is the single greatest and most bombastic video of the heyday of hard rock hair bands.

They’re the best.

I’m fairly certain they hired a team of writers for RR’s twitter to build hype for Deadpool, but now that’s run out so he’s trying to keep the magic alive alone.

beyoncie

blake lively must be a math teacher in a parallel universe...making him show his work like that.

How dare you speak ill of All Things Considered.

Sadly probably not, because the people who think BLM is racist think the SPLC is racist too.

From her VK profile:

Oh, have you ever seen the Wire? It’ll really open your eyes

Well, I don't even own a TV and only see foreign movies at art houses because I'm so into culture.