That list is the “reasons I would have a really hard time transitioning to being single” list for me.

More because he cracks me up

yah, i made it up

This has happened to me so many times.

After sex I just crack their ribs open and eat them, that way they are not ALLOWED to speak.

It’s because they think the dick was so good they have to keep your soul from transcending to another plane of existence; the “hey” is to snap you out of your uncontainable bliss before you are lost forever.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

OMG, I actually had a line in my little rant there about one of the reasons I desperately LOVE “Spy” is the end, but I didn’t want to be all spoilery. :) More of that, please!

Have you seen Spy? Melissa McCarthy ends up with Jason Statham! (And keeps getting hit on by Peter Serafinowicz) It is awesome and amazing and I love it and there is not one Porky Pig-lookalike motherfucker in sight.

No, he wasn’t a big guy.

Fucking goddamn motherfucker. Could a fat woman FOR ONCE find love with a not-fat guy? Schlubs like Jim Belushi and Kevin James get hot (per society) thin wives, but Roseanne and Melissa McCarthy (at least in Mike and Molly) have big burly dudes. (Was MM’s love interest in Gilmore Girls fat? I never watched it.)…

Me too!! I’ve never watched the finale; I just couldn’t. Also, I never liked Lauren Graham’s character with Ray Romano’s character, so I didn’t want to see her marry him.

I still haven’t brought myself to watch the Parenthood finale. I love that show, made me ugly sob a good 75% of the time.

It was just such a shining example of how truly amazing TV can be. I was blown away every episode by how phenomenally well-crafted and exceptionally well acted it was.

Good for Mandy Moore. It’s always good when someone chooses who they want to be with, when they are allowed to rebuild their life.

dude... my KINGDOM for one, just ONE show featuring a fat character whose storyline isn’t, “SHE IS FAT!”

The lead singer of dawes?

I drop this tidbit every chance I get, but she’s now dating my brother’s friend. He's a good guy, and they've been together for a bit (not while she was married, obviously) so I choose to believe she's happy.

“Mandy Moore” it’s her time now! She just needed to get free from that terrible husband of hers. Thank goodness they’re divorced so that she can rebuild her life now.