My reply is not an opinion—Kyles, per Kyle meme, are the male versions of Karen. Chad is sometimes an acceptable substitute, but then you lose the alliteration.

Male Karens are Kyles

That girlfriend is trash and she’s enjoying the power she wields over this insecure dude. If she weren’t enjoying it, she would have broken the fuck up with him already.

Same! But Coffee Meets Bagel limits your matches--I think to five per day? I hope they still do that. You can’t swipe with abandon. 

My now-spouse had some uninspiring pictures but sent me actual, full-sentence messages. I cannot tell you how far actual, full-sentence messages will get you, fellas! 

my god what a hunk

At least they didn’t rename themselves The Pixie Chicks

But perhaps behind the scenes and in their real life, this was and is traumatic for them. That they may love the child deeply, but are not capable parents for an at needs child. For anyone else does this mean you simply give up your child? Very likely no. For this family was this the decision they came to.

I mean, who DOESN’T always look at the clock when it’s 11:11?

Yes, I know, he was with his previous, age-appropriate partner forever

Let’s not forget about Bob Ross. Chris Evans has potential, but time is the true test. 

If your smile doesn’t reach your eyes automatically, there’s no need to fake joy in a pandemic.

Our dishes have a few dings, but they’re still our favorite wedding gifts. Our dishes don’t match—we asked for different plates, bowls, mugs, etc., in various shades of blue. They are all highly patterned but work well together. We loved picking them out. We wouldn’t have ever spent the money on them if we hadn’t…

Another man fails to live up to the standards set by Tom Hanks.

even then tampons are not cylindrical like they appear when fresh and dry

Yeah, that set up/picture quality looks just about perfect for us, thanks!

Looking forward to eating a burger with a knife and fork, actually. 

I’d already sworn off movie theaters before this whole thing began. Movie audiences are rude! But even if I could control the brutish behavior of my fellow man, I wouldn’t risk it because of COVID. I have been interested in trying out home projectors, so if anyone has recommendations that don’t break the bank, I’d…

I don’t think that any adult is fooled. I had a pen pal (I’m that old) from Georgia who thought the confederate flag and “The South Will Rise Again!” was a funny point of southern pride when we were kids. The Civil War was called “The War of Northern Aggression” at her school. She didn’t associate the confederate flag…

And if you needed MORE proof of how awful NASCAR fans are, this morning Jussie Smollett was trending on Twitter because the masses are convinced that Bubba Wallace planted the noose himself to stir up trouble. The argument is that there would always be cameras on the stall where so much expensive equipment was kept.…