Tacking on, by popular demand:

Oh, Richard.

Here ya go, in Bernie’s own words, 2019. I’ve even gone through and bolded the socialism parts for you. As an added bonus, I’m throwing in some recent Press Secretary tweets at the end.

Tell that to his National Press Secretary, jeez. 

His National Press Secretary throws it around Twitter every day. Bernie describes himself as a democratic-socialist. https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/bernie-sanders-channeling-fdr-argues-case-democratic-socialism/story?id=63660096

No, but he was offering socialist policies and his campaigners were branding them as such. It was bad branding.

I don’t know what most Americans know, but I do know that socialist policies work well in other countries and that has been a major talking point of the Sanders campaign. It’s not a particularly successful one, though, because we are so cut off from Europe and because Europe doesn’t exert a lot of influence on the…

My post is not in support of Joe Biden, and, to my knowledge, Bernie Sanders never weighed in on those allegations, so please don’t pretend that Biden’s sexual assault played a role in Sanders’s campaign.

Fondly cosigned. 

I agree with Bernie’s policies, but the purity standards of his campaign were always untenable. When he could have been a leader for showing people how to make progress within an idealistic agenda, he doubled down on his undemocratic, magic-wand promises like canceling student debt without congressional approval. Most…

Cheers [clink] from my bulk wine order.

Am I the only one who dislikes this season? It’s less elegant and philosophical than previous seasons. The dialogue is clunky—that worked in Westworld since everything was supposed to be cliche and scripted, but now it just feels like bad screenwriting. The mysteries aren’t really compelling or thought-provoking anymor…

Back when I used to text exes, I mostly did it because I wanted validation, not for most of the reasons listed above. I often texted after I had gone on a bad date, been ghosted, or was just feeling like I generally had no romantic prospects. (I wasn’t an intentionally shitty person in the moment—it’s easier to…

Curbside pickup isn’t an option in any of the grocery stores near me. It used to be at one store, but has been “suspended due to COVID-19.” I almost lost my mind when I read that.

This is my favorite. 

I watched Chucky as a kid and from second grade until I was in college, I would check behind the toilet and in all the kitchen cabinets to make sure Chucky was not hiding somewhere before I took a shower. I would make sure not to lock the door in case Chucky had somehow hidden from me and started murdering me and my…

We are able to buy our toilet paper from the place I work (remotely from now) at-cost since they’re still getting their scheduled shipments and no one is in the building. This is probably not legal, but I am not complaining.

Sex has always been impossible when I’m anxious, and I don’t find it a nice distraction at all because being in the right mental space for intimacy to begin with is key for me. So it’s not very appealing to me right now.

People are starting to wake up and realize that rich folks not only don’t care about them, they use them as pawns in as many ways as they possibly can before tossing them out with the rest of their trash.

I will just say that hair color that blends in with skin tone is a very specific kind of beauty which cannot be replicated through hair dye and make up without disastrous results.