Well, thank you very much, Mr. Dampy McSoggyblanket.

I would buy a TDI Evora and pretend it didn’t pollute.

#jaloplife

Let's be real. I've never made a rational car decision in my life. I don't plan on starting now.

This isn’t going to make it any easier for people with lower incomes to buy an electric car.

Because if the choice is between a Tesla and something equally expensive, an incentive to buy the electric vehicle is supposed to help the environment. However, since people have a hate-boner for anyone who makes more money than they do, then the environment takes a back seat to their agenda.

LOL I see you don’t live in California.

I will gladly accept a pair of rocket powered roller skates if you have any on offer. I’ll pass on the catapult though.

That thing looks like its been wrecked up the ass harder than gawker just was by hulk hogan.

Rolls-Royce

I feel like painting fake tunnels on brick walls is an acceptable way to filter out people who should not have a driver’s license. Every city should have at least 6 of these.

90s. Cars got crazy and crazy is cool right?

Air is air. Turbos don’t suck any more of it than a bigger NA engine making the same horsepower, and I find it unlikely they suck any additional sand along with that air.

I’d also like to point out that “Roar Strand” might just be the coolest name of all time.

Sir, may I suggest that if you’d been issued a mustache as spectacular as Roar Strand’s, these mechanical failures might not have occurred?

“Shit!” said the handful of guys who put Toyota badges on their FR-Ss, now that they’ll no longer be unique.

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Yeah, there’s a reason that you can buy a nice new Nissan in India for like $8,000 but the same thing here is $16,000.

And this is why the base price of a Mirage will be $30,000 and you won't be able to get a truck for less than $50,000.

You underestimate the power of the minivan driving suburban housewife who has an inferiority complex because all her neighbors have big fancy crossovers and SUV’s. I actually had to forcibly put my wife in a van to change her mind. And now she won’t have it any other way. Tahoe driving moms who struggle to get their…