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Good Kinja.

He sounds like a slave boasting that he’s not in the field anymore. Fuck Dez Bryant.

I’m not tryna go to 50 Cent show in Baltimore. Imagine how many uncles were up against the wall wearing 2002 Akademiks jeans and dirty Timbs? Nah.

Is the compensation in cash/check or is it some nonsense like an ticket voucher or gift card? I can get behind $2400 to sleep in the airport overnight. I’m not a doctor. I’m a regular Joe with a 9-5 and company benefits. You won’t have to drag me anywhere if you just paid for my new timing belt.

The irony of cheap wine is that it conjures up images of white suburban housewives who spend their days popping pills and trolling Casual Encounters for BBC.

This is a bigger problem than people realize. It’s something that gets ignored for years because, apparently, accepting white Jesus and praying it all away, or ignoring it because, “Rev ain’t mean nothin’ by it,” makes it all ok.

Tyrese is on his way to being the next Steve Harvey. After he publishes a bad book about toxic relationships which gets turned into a movie, they’ll look to him for hosting gigs. That’s when we’ll get a minstrel show version of Wheel of Fortune.

I’m not even mad at her anymore. She just has to sit at the kids table when grown folk are having dinner.

Kids, could you lighten up a little?

No one man should have all that power.

Why does Jalopnik hate the 370Z so much?

I like seeing articles about Daikoku Futo. It reminds me not to take this place for granted since I live 30 minutes away. Great shots, Ken.

The Toyota Aqua is wildly popular here.

Check this out, I served in the Marine Corps in a non-infantry (position other than grunt), ground combat, military occupational specialty. To say my job and my first unity was male-dominated would be an understatement. One day, there was a change of command, and female LtCol took the reigns. Nothing changed other

Why do people obsess over wanting more power for the GT86 while not complaining about the Miata? The old AE86 wasn’t exactly fast.

*I’ve owned both models multiple times

I want to hug you. May I hug you?

I really wanted to see the Raiders move to San Antonio. I wanted Red McCombs to buy the team. I wanted this to happen with all of my heart.

“Watch how you speak on my name,” is hilarious to me.

The rest of America? Oh, right. It didn’t matter until it happened to you, huh?

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