I’ve always rejected the notion that I should be D9. My mother and sister are AKAs, pops and granddad were Nupes, and I have countless relatives and colleagues who are all D9. The thing is, after going through Marine Corps boot camp and seeing hazing firsthand at various units, it turned me off to the idea once I…

“I’m finna enjoy these ribs while you rap, bruh.”

Cute lil’ temper tantrum.

I am here for LeBron’s continued dominance over the league.

I half-expected this bear to light a cigarette.

Why even go in the first place? This is like a white dude saying, “Donald Trump isn’t that bad as long as you don’t go to the rallies.” Nah fam.

I’m projecting my concern that GSP will get back in the octagon and look two steps too slow to be the dominant fighter he once was.

Right in the Plums.

I am so glad that the Spurs have stars with unapologetically black names like Kawhi and LaMarcus. I get so sick of hearing people talk about how the Spurs play international and unselfish basketball. FOH.

It’s plenty of overlap. You know what they’re really trying to say.

People will push the narrative of GSP being the kind of fighter who “never quits.” It’s a stupid narrative. I don’t want to see him get knocked out like Silva, but that may be the result at some point. And you know what? It might be against Diaz.

Remember the Chevy Corsica? The disappearance of that car is nothing short of genocide.

I live in Japan and drive a 1999 WRX Type RA (555 Limited [worth noting because I’m proud to own something rare]). This car has her quirks that I’m working on, but I’d rather spend a ridiculous amount of money on keeping this car alive then buy a 2016 WRX. Once you’ve connected with a car, letting go is damn near…

I’ll never knock someone for being, “slaved-out,” from all of these movies. I get it. I want to consume as much Black media as I can so that I’m supporting my brethren to the fullest (and being able to understand my Twitter timeline). With that said, I hesitate with stuff like this because I feel like I have to…

For me, it depends on how much I need the sauna. If I’m following my regimen to a T, then I’ll just pretend I didn’t notice.

Dr. Lecter prepares a nice spread every first Sunday after church.

Get your money, Tyrod. Get your money.

*squeals internally

I need these memes. I need people more creative than me to let these jokes fly so I can RT. I need more Future being salty. I thrive off this kind of fuckery.

Departments holding their officers accountable is nothing more than procedural lip service. Little has changed.