This is gaudy and obnoxious and I love everything about it.

I wish this were fanfiction.

I’ve been a Sixers fan for 30 years. The only thing that would surprise me is if they actually win. This all seems like standard-issue mediocrity of Philly sports.

It looks like they’re trying to imitate Japanese teenagers/young women. Whether I’m walking through a touristy area of Yokohama or at a basement bar in Shibuya, I see poses like this all the damn time. That said, I have no idea why.

This is absolutely comical.

You watch your mouth. We need all the defense we can get in Philly.

Why are you calling him Hitler? Why did you gloss over his point? How can you not see the obvious parallels to the NCAA and slavery overtones? Is this too difficult for you to grasp?

I expected something a bit more sinister from this. An athlete lashing out at a sports radio host is par for the course.

Damn, that’s some good Kinja.

The font alone makes this poster offensive.

I’ve always avoided Western PA like the plague.

Has anyone checked on Drew since he wrote this to make sure he’s ok? I mean, I’m sure he is since we’re months away from the playoffs, but I just want to make sure he didn’t wander off into the woods covered in pig blood.

Harry Pooter

I wanted to make a joke about Lesnar confusing the WWE with the UFC, but Lesnar’s last MMA attempt was pathetic.

I love this. I love everything about this.

What’s so dope is that anime and manga is already everywhere in this society. UCC coffee has already had Evangelion and Initial D campaigns in recent years. I love it. What I won’t love, however, is all of the damn traffic getting into Chiba in a few years.

Sources say that he’ll be signed by the Dallas Cowboys even if he goes undrafted.

The new Jeep is a FIAT. It’s an Italian with an American jersey.

“Urine a lot of trouble fellas.”

I hate this team with every ounce of my being.