Synchronized swimmers wouldn’t have had an issue getting their story straight.

#stayMe7o

current mood tbh:

This... this is hilarious. I thought Lochte looking like a lost Super Saiyan, or the metal injuries were going to be the most memorable. Nope. The superman dive devoid of all pride and dignity takes the cake. I love it.

Ryan Lochte is the Meg Griffin of the men’s swim team.

I hate this city. I hate this team. I hate these fans. I hate myself.

I really appreciate his approach.

This is more metal than Cannibal Corpse’s A Skeletal Domain.

Those are the same people who want to ‘make America great again.’

And yet, I still would rather have Foles in Philly over Sam Badford.

You know, I almost rage-typed a hateful response full of obscenities. I took a deep breath and realized that I’m a 30 year old man who hasn’t lived in Philly since I was a teenager and that you’re likely trolling to prove a not-so-nuanced point about awful Philly fans.

You left Delaware out of this. Don’t worry, you’ll hear some dickhead call WIP bitching about all the true Philly ‘Phans’ being in Delaware because they had move down there to work for DuPont thanks to all of the [random racial slur]s took all the good jobs in town.

I beg to differ. He was just echoing the comments of the knuckle-dragging mouth breathers found in every bar in DelCo.

I whole-heartedly believe that Doug Pederson has our best interests at heart. I believe he will establish a hard-nosed running game and establish the dominance of our defense.

He can whip out 8.1 any time he’s ready. That’s no medium chub.

It’ll be in Chiba, which is literally the Long Island of the Tokyo Metroplex. When the olympics come to town, I’m guaranteed to never venture beyond Sagamihara until the madness is over.

2016 is trash.

A tithes and offerings joke? You sonofabitch. +1

Good Kinja. +1

The Dodgers are only upset because he’s having a good time. No fun allowed.