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Judging from the video, only <i>direction</i> of momentum is maintained.

“Nauseated". #corrections

Did you have to fight Tim for getting to do this review?

That, is the helmet of Mambrino.

That, is the helmet of Mambrino.

Does it have Blood Dragons?

True professional game persons call “significant damage", "massive damage". #protip

I recently came up with a solution that seems to work so far.

Also, the DLC is <i>fantastic</i>.

They made a sequel… I think it's called Excitebugs, or something like that?

This game looks really good. If it wasn’t for the hokey animation, if my mother in law saw this on a 480i set, she would mistake it for a movie!

“an NES blaster for a more civilised age.” #corrections

When you say “Eldritch monstrosity", do you refer to "Palmer Eldritch"?

I’ll always remember you as the person that introduced Kimbra to me. Thank you!!

Or lobster thermidor.

Sexual Chocolate!

It’s like that scene from Big, where the Hasbro design team has all these stupid ideas, like robots that turn into buildings, but Tom Hanks wasn't there to veto all that crap! 😮

Trolli worms are union-made?

Is this the coolest lady on the planet? And those shades… 😍

Love this post so much. This is why I still read Kotaku. Reminds me of Bash’s posts about that Nintendo museum exhibition 12 or so years ago. ♥️

Cowboys and Praerie Oysters for everyone!