The Nerdist has Tom Cavanagh!? Why am I still here!?

Your voice is soothing and pleasant! Who are you again? Did you get an introduction post? I can’t seem to remember.

“1340 GB ROM”. What? What??

It’s not available anywhere, it’s just something I wrote myself. It has evolved over the years into something different entirely. Currently, it just opens all sites in my queue at once. My current laptop doesn’t die when I do that. ;)

Definitely beyond Next Year.

Boy, this takes me back to Stuckeyville.

You didn’t even mention its prime developer is Mr. Podunkian, who made the fantastic Escape from Puppy Death Factory!

They didn’t even have the nail in the wall…

I miss Lifejacket After Hours. I’d love to read, “How I Restored My Sleeping Habits by Spending a Weekend Without Cocks”.

Nice Caduceus Staff you got there. Sure you don’t want to trade it for this Rod of Asclepius?

WHERE IS CAPTAIN AMERICA?? I was promised Chris Evans but all I got was Joey??

They might lack the pizzazz, but what about the pizzas??

It IS a lot to swallow…

Now I really want to play “Peanut Butter is Sometimes Strange”. Something that rarely happens with games in the actual Steam Sales. 3/10. Would not recommend.

Did you hear me!? I THINK. FOR EVERYONE.

I think for everyone. Seriously, does anyone hate breasts?

Damn, I wanted to try a picture of Crecente in a bird shirt, but apparently it’s super hard to find such a picture these days?? My, how the times have changed!

Can someone explain how this is better? I don’t understand the big difference.

Is this the Machinist Child from Timesplitters 2 all grown up? Also, is he introduced with Pink Floyd’s Welcome to the Machine?

Sakomoto looks a lot like a gender-bended Bayonetta, right?