Also Full Metal Jacket. M I C… K E Y… M O U S E!

Gunters, start your engines! The game is afoot!

Geena Davis as Poison Ivy! Wowaweewah!

Trash in the streets of Japan?? I didn’t see that… Then again, now I know why…

“I won’t fight!”

Yes! Appreciate harder, dammit!

“Gold” Wireless?? This shit again?? It’s black and blue!!

“Gold” Wireless?? This shit again?? It’s black and blue!!

Dagoo!!

No squidding.

Will Hard Gay Man come out of retirement and save us from this vile heterosexual perversity??

It’s crazy to think Free Radical — a studio formed by former Goldeneye developers that gave us the TimeSplitters series — worked on this. Still very sad they met their demise in the Haze.

No, no, no. That’s not what happened.

Fez 2

Look at all dat juice!

Wow. Unfresh dude!

What’s wrong with Rico?? He did excellent work for the Reapahs.

What the hell were you writing there?? It seems like either one of those characters is about to take his (sweaty) clothes off, probably revealing something heaving in the process...

Is John Natalie’s brother?