User scripts don’t work in Chrome anymore. Right? RIGHT?? (Seriously, I’m pretty sure they disabled it.)

4k?

Supoib.

It's Surrogates waiting to happen, man.

Still, I couldn't deny that elements of the VR porn app were effective, even if only briefly. My brain believed it was dealing with another human being. It was really confusing and kinda weird, as a result. I couldn't deny that it prompted a strong reaction, though.

He'd still be quite cool.

Ewan Mcgregor ages in reverse.

I want a vending machine with Brian Ashcraft articles. No more waiting around, refreshing Kotaku like a peasant.

Visit the Yamashiro restaurant. (Optional, not free, but highly recommended: go eat there.)

No one's more surprised than me to see a Wolfenstein game make this list, especially in a millennium that doesn't begin with 19'. Taking up the task of reviewing the game when no one else could was one of the best ones I took for the team all year. While Nazi killing with B.J. Blazkowicz remains at the core of the…

Wombo combo.

"C++ files have a .c++ extension"?? What OS supports '+' in file names? (Also, isn't it ".cpp"?)

Wake me up when this auction is over, and the Great Steam Pyramid Event begins, where I can convert my then worthless gems into Steam Grapenuts, which can be used to construct pyramid plateaus to reach the free game at the top.

Addendum to master plan: "hack kiosk". Got it.

Panda Poet. Still play it daily ever since Kotaku wrote about it!

"…and fighting 'round the world!"

is that a real mop

Ah, Luke... I miss that Chowderhead! His writing was fiiine.

It's not always compatible with games that supported the Slide Thing expansion, though. Sakurai stated the nub won't work for Kid Icarus Uprising.