Are you implying that portal gun is just a texture? What, it's actually a sword??

Um… Hyrule Warriors? There's another disc in the machine now.

But the DSi also had exclusive games…

"If you wanna go, go Mammago"

Elastics, eh? So this probably works for underpants too!

I heard it includes parts of the Jagged Thread 2 codebase.

If the order was best to worst, I'd be more inclined to agree with it!

The same thing that happens when it puts the lotion on its skin.

Bashcraft in Japan! 💖

Why is there no Comment of the Day Award...?

Where are my Gamecube games?? (Not my actual Gamecube games—I mean the Virtual Console ones I haven't bought yet and Nintendo hasn't announced yet.)

You can take off those Tena Ladies now.

What? No Xperia Play?? Upgrade again!??

Except for the stuff that just stays on there forever. (Oh hi, coconut whipped cream recipe link!)

According to GOG.com, the Allied Assault servers have long been dead.

Steam has been experimenting with an in-home streaming feature that allows you to host a game on one machine and play it on another. Now, that feature is out of beta and it's releasing on time, for everyone.

Why? What does fox say?

I can't get rid of the stupid messaging apps, because everyone is using another stupid one! (And don't bring up multi-client apps; none of them support Whatsapp—the bane of my communicative existance.)