WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT?? If I click "EXPAND", their shirts turn black!? (Ohhh… alpha…)

Why are there no chargers that read the battery level of the device and stop charging after 80%? Better still, let it eject itself out of the wall socket after 80%!

You cruel, cruel man!

"Otherwise, it will look as though Thing from "The Addams Family" is making a cameo during your spot."

But… With the Netflixes I don't really own anything! #StuckIn1999

Line Rider? Is that you??

Origin? Noooes! I wanted to get this for criminally little money during the Christmas Steam sale!

Unsurprisingly, it's still hard to tell whether this is all sincere, an elaborate piece of performance art, or some combination of the two. But hey, maybe gaming's always needed an Andy Kaufman.

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I wouldn't compare something like self-mutilation with outfits. Perhaps something that rhymes with it, though.

In naming his book "Catching the Big Fish", he was of course alluding to the great prophet Phil Fish.

The takeaway here is: if an audience felt that an artist is more of an authentic character, they took an increased interest in his or her work. Just as people preferred Van Gogh's paintings once they knew about his tendency toward self-mutilation, they became bigger fans of Lady Gaga once they saw her most colorful…

Why is there no eBook version of Arcade Mania? Can you hear me Bash?

I don't know Terra's theme, so I'll just hum the Game of Thrones theme.

Something something space something moisture will boil space sciencey stuff here!

At first I was like, "hey I liked this!" Then I was like, "hey, didn't I buy this?" Then I was like, "I DID buy this!".

I wonder what he thinks of T3, which is one of my guilty pleasures.

What? No mention of "correct battery horse staples"??

Starfy! :)