I wonder if there is a mod tutorial on the internet to turn phones into tiny handheld jetpacks using that technology. But it would probably require a paid app from the app store, so nah.

How is elephant caught? How hole get fellid?

I am truly sorry for your lots.

You and the rest of the world both.

There used to be a way: http://gizmodo.com/5605763/commen… , but I think that feature got Kinja'd into oblivion.

Congrats on the new baby coming up! There used to be a time here at Kotaku when such an event would get its own post!

Not any shit given at all??

Why doesn't this exist yet? (Doesn't this exist yet??) Can't bare to think what would happen with all the kittens of such a service when they age and, erm… unkitten.

I was just thinking reading this article after finding it on Twitter, "maybe I need to switch to Polygon." But if Kotaku keeps linking to their most important stuff, I'll never have to! :D

But I have no idea what to call such a building!

"Are you cray cray?"

1. Are you related to Good Owen?

What are you talking about? This is Owen!

But why is everyone forsaking the good ship Kotaku??

Function over form, eh?

I like Gay Ben. He's a cool guy.

I learned I sort of <i>wasn't</i> expendable… but then they tried to fire me anyway.

Ramona? A wallflower??

OBOE, get over it.