This is just amazing. And it's standalone too! Just so much is right about this. I'm lost for words. Whoever at Ubisoft OK'd this deserves some mad kudos.

Yo Plunkett. I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish…

Commandos: Strike Force was a great game. Captured a lot of what was great about the original Commando games and did an admirable job of turning it into an FPS, given that the the studio (Pyro) hadn't made any FPSs prior.

Best headline in ages! Up there with "Justify Your Kane"!

Pongtrix! (Yes, it's a stupid little Flash game, but it's special to me. http://student.science.uva.nl/~lfontain/pong…)

When you are the moon, everybody looks at you, because you are a flippin' beautiful.

Geist 3DS? Yes Please!

The title made me think we could also annotate videos now… Not quite yet the future, after all.

I'd watch that video!

It really is. That it happened, and such. Very good.

OK, this is my favorite Kotaku post in ages. Right up there, with "Justify Your Kane".

Edit. Never mind this. (Where is the comment delete button?)

Jimmy Fallon! :D (With bonus Zooey. So shut up.)

I deliberately chose people who I believe are liked by some for their accomplishments, but personally don't like at all. So no. But Bowie! I do like Bowie!

When is "Sim City: Fixed Edition" coming to Wii U?

I see there's a difference, but I still think many people would say, "I like Person X", and know not X, just X's accomplishments.

Exactly!

No one likes you for your accomplishments? Is that true?

My solution: Short skirt, Long jacket.

Disney will tell us soon.