2018 is so fucked up it made Don Lemon woke.

Dude....dude....Cap is from Brooklyn. Fuck the Yankees.

What’s Uncle Tom for white women was my favorite part.

I would have never thought that a Marvel movie could become the Watership Down of a new generation.

I agree that there was little chance for actual sadness, but I think the stinger is a symptom of the overall thing. (Call it the ‘universe’ or the meta info as someone else said).

It’s not a “star”. On my world it means “hope”.

I think you misspelled “Sephardic”

That’d be a hell of a twist on an anthem protest. 

By the way, no gay athlete has ever had a beard gf in college so as not to scare away their pro suitors.

By the way, you don’t really need a ton of confidence to bang a hot chick when you’re the QB1 of a major college program in Los Angeles. That requires about the level of confidence that I need to put on a pair of pants.

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

God’s None Pizza With Left Beef

And Puerto Rico still doesn’t have power!

I don’t think that it made a “hockey move”, so, no goal.

This take is dumb as fuck.

This morning on the “Sunday shows” I saw the usual hand-wringing about how “this year it’s really gone too far.” Listen, bitches. You’re the White House Correspondents’ Association. You’re supposed to have an adversarial relationship with our leaders. You’re supposed to be the ones holding their feet to the fire. You’r…

That was savage. That room with their sparse, uncomfortable laughter did not deserve material as good as this.

We just call gross sexual harassment “some weird stuff” now?

Yeah, I know. They want a Gruden-type guy - some automaton who will spout off some kind of “THIS GUY”isms, but seeing Moss talk on TV about the sport, it’s undeniable that he’s smart. Coupled with having plenty of personality, it would be a good way to make that broadcast, like, enjoyable.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.