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Prostate of Dorian Gray
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It must be exhausting being the only one to see the reveal truth. You poor man.

Most of our cartoons were shit back then and any attempt at rewatching as an adult has been embarrassing.  I will say that I am a sucker for the old GI Joe cartoons to this day. It's jingoistic nonsense that leans heavy on some racial stereotypes, but damn if it doesn't still feel fun as shit.  

Holy shit, the owners of those places hated us kids.  

This “I’m so above it all, both sides are the same” shit is really wearing thin.  The shitbird in the White House is gleefully kicking the pillars of democracy with the help of Russian interference and you still need to make sure a black woman gets punished for some tax shit?  She's gonna hire a lawyer, pay some fines

The problem is that understanding someone else's challenges requires empathy.

I watched Hollywood Shuffle so many times on HBO one summer.  I thought it was great. 

I’m a large white dude with PTSD. I don’t assault kids at malls. The thing is, once you’ve gotten the diagnosis, it’s then incumbent upon you to fix it. Then you know that you’re capable of seemingly random anger. If you don’t fix it, the diagnosis simply becomes a crutch; A free pass for any shitty behavior.

“probably a ticking time bomb”

If anyone’s humanity can be revoked by a policy, then nobody is actually safe. I really wish more people would realize this.

As usual, I agree with your take. It’s just that she’s awesome. She wants to do actual good in politics and there’s so little of that around. When I first heard about this senate seat opening up, her name was the first I thought of. But fixing the broken voter system is more important, and she’s right to take that

I never worked in a restaurant that had a crystal ball. Sometimes weird food rushes happen and you run out of stuff. Or the supply chain has something go hinky. Fast food managers are human, too.

I haven’t. They dropped this last week and I am broke as shit. The building next to Popeye’s closed off the front entrance to their parking lot specifically because of all the extra traffic. I just learned about the brioche bun and now want one even more. 

I’m sure sports talk show Dan Patrick gets random hate mail meant for Texas politician Dan Patrick, too.

That's a man worried his #MeToo moment is coming.  

I hate to be the one to tell you this.....

-FF8 and 9 (I get sidetracked with mini games and side quests easily)

“and I am cutting this short due to many people’s abhorrence of long emails,”

About a year ago, a Popeye’s went up three stores down from my beloved Bojangles. In about a month, Biscuitville is going to open up the street from both of them.  I'm going to die fat and soon. 

That’s on me then. I’m sorry. It went right over my head.

You and Mike could just write "BOOTSTRAPS!!!!!!" and save everyone a bunch of time.