I’m a large white dude with PTSD. I don’t assault kids at malls. The thing is, once you’ve gotten the diagnosis, it’s then incumbent upon you to fix it. Then you know that you’re capable of seemingly random anger. If you don’t fix it, the diagnosis simply becomes a crutch; A free pass for any shitty behavior.

“probably a ticking time bomb”

If anyone’s humanity can be revoked by a policy, then nobody is actually safe. I really wish more people would realize this.

As usual, I agree with your take. It’s just that she’s awesome. She wants to do actual good in politics and there’s so little of that around. When I first heard about this senate seat opening up, her name was the first I thought of. But fixing the broken voter system is more important, and she’s right to take that…

I never worked in a restaurant that had a crystal ball. Sometimes weird food rushes happen and you run out of stuff. Or the supply chain has something go hinky. Fast food managers are human, too.

I haven’t. They dropped this last week and I am broke as shit. The building next to Popeye’s closed off the front entrance to their parking lot specifically because of all the extra traffic. I just learned about the brioche bun and now want one even more. 

I’m sure sports talk show Dan Patrick gets random hate mail meant for Texas politician Dan Patrick, too.

That's a man worried his #MeToo moment is coming.  

I hate to be the one to tell you this.....

-FF8 and 9 (I get sidetracked with mini games and side quests easily)

“and I am cutting this short due to many people’s abhorrence of long emails,”

About a year ago, a Popeye’s went up three stores down from my beloved Bojangles. In about a month, Biscuitville is going to open up the street from both of them.  I'm going to die fat and soon. 

That’s on me then. I’m sorry. It went right over my head.

You and Mike could just write "BOOTSTRAPS!!!!!!" and save everyone a bunch of time.  

Both of these people are simply blaming poverty on the same old "personal responsibility" bullshit that's already well established. 

It was super fun.  It still sits on my shelf for the occasional replay.

I have always assumed that everyone Cap kicks in the chest is dead almost instantly.  

They want fascism as long as they think they're the ones in control of the necks being stepped on.  

Maria’s stand up is wierd. She filmed one stand up special in her parents living room, with her mom and dad on the couch as her only audience. I laughed like a lunatic. She also has two seasons of a sitcom on Netflix called Lady Dynamite that might be more accessible. I really like how she leans into the realities of…

There is a Tig Notaro special from last year you might enjoy as well.  I also recommend anything Maria Bamford does, but she's an acquired taste.