You were already looking up his stats, why do I have to look all these other things up for you? He averaged 24 ppg on that shooting percentage. Which, as luck would have it, is the job of your primary scorer; He’s supposed to go get buckets. Carmelo did that better than all but 18 other players in history.

Salary caps exist to suppress wages. Do you only side with labor for show in your articles?

Eat poop, Hamilton. Knicks fans don’t deserve nice things. You had the 19th best scorer in history and bitched about it constantly. 

But he didn’t want to live in Denver. He’s an adult who has his own wants, desires, and goals. He chose to get paid. Most of us do and it’s certainly not on the scale of millions of dollars. It’s just a game played for entertainment (and as a dick measuring contest between billionaires). Let’s not draw too many…

The comments over on Deadspin remind me why I never watch basketball with people anymore; sports fans are mostly assholes. The level of hatred for a guy that was simply a great scorer is unbelievable. Carmelo is a HOF player, period.

Well gosh, since we can’t control where and how terrorists strike all their “soft targets”, maybe we should regulate the tools they’re choosing to use instead of clinging to the fantasy that doughy middle aged white guy a concealed carry permit will save us. Because again, it hasn’t happened.

They’re not top 50 or anything, but Jose Canseco and Mark MacGwire have a pretty good flow.

“the fastest thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is another guy with a gun.”

Chuck D can’t make the cut?  

Then where is KRS-One?!  

So....would you call yourself a ham-ateur?

In 1997, I was at a Speedway in Cambridge, Ohio, buying gas on my way to work. A man walked up and handed me a business card offering me a “great opportunity”. He was trying to recruit me into the KKK. My shaved head, shaved because it was hot as hell at work, gave out the wrong message. Ohio is crazy racist and I am…

If it's a good game, it'll be even better when it costs 15 bucks.

Michael, was Nancy the one who wrote so much crazy that you posted the entire unedited email down in the comments for us all?  

Try to imagine this from the perspective of the kids on the court that day, not as a regular Colin Cowherd listener. If Magic Johnson had shown up at 13 y/o Prostate’s ballgame and goofed around with us beforehand, I would talk about it to this day and I am 46 years old. It would be the first thing I tell new people…

If you could offer Ben Carson a do-over, knowing everything he knows now (he doesn't win the presidency, his reputation is in tatters, etc ), do you think he would simply avoid getting into politics at all?

I’m very worried about the young man that started the Trump Twitter archive. Not for his safety or anything, but his mental well-being.  Also possibly his liver.

Was Burneko involved in your banning? I think it's based on his mood that day, his daily fiber intake, and whether the Wizards lost the night before.  

Now everyone is going to back to the greys again.