I’m always on Team Russ. I would love to know how hard that MAGAt’s asshole was puckering when Russ got irate. 6'3" and 200 pounds only looks small when he’s standing next to his outsized co-workers. The whole “I promise you, on everything that I love, I’ll fuck you up” was amazing.

Those couple sentences from Paul up there aren't the whole interview.  Try reading the whole thing before you have stroke. 

I would suggest actually reading the interview, but that would take energy away from the righteous fit you’ve worked yourself into.

The Streisand Effect.

TIL the easiest way to become an approved poster on Splinter is to say the most odious, delusional shit possible and the writers will seek you out.  

I didn’t realize you were the photographer telling everyone to say “cheese” before you took the photo. If that’s the case, then sure. That’s not what you were doing though.  Also, what does a group photo have to do with Anne's profile pic?  

I suggest women smile when they feel like it and not because men think they should.  Be better.  

“Look, we’ve let a couple women direct these things and they didn’t make the greatest movie ever, so do we have to keep letting them get chances?”

The (not so) little guy and I are going to see Captain Marvel this weekend or next, but for almost a year, we’ve been waiting for Thanos to get the comeuppance he deserves. I almost feel like any Marvel movie coming out now is going to be overshadowed by everyone’s desire to to see the next Avenger’s. It’s like eating…

I could be wrong and it might be amazingly successful. It’s just so batshit crazy beyond anything they’ve done that I don’t know if people would go along with it. I’m just hoping for more weird crap on screen that makes me laugh; it’s not like there are even rumors of this happening.

This guy loves trash.

“Fans of the comics know the superhero young Monica Rambeau eventually becomes in adulthood, which makes her fascination and bonding moments with Carol in the film that much more rewarding. It’s satisfying foreshadowing”

It’s a lot nicer once you get away. Good luck.

We are the dumbest fucking country.

I’m not telling unless you buy me dinner first.

“I respect Splinter writers,”

I don’t get the waffle fries. They’re gross (for a fried potato, at least).

The idea that AOC grows in the job and that not every political problem requires being a massive asshole to the opposite side is anathema to Splinter. Soon she is going to fail their purity tests simply for trying to reach across the isle and get people to work together instead of sowing even more discord. Just by…

He’s Harold Stassen for the 21st century.  

I have seen people speculate on here that dudebra is HamNo. That would make a lot of sense as they both sound like frat boys that glossed over, but didn’t really read, A People’s History of the United States. They advocate progressive policy, as long as those things are still centered on a white male sensibility.…