“It’s easy enough to laugh at a story like this”

I don’t know why Beto gets to be The Chef when he hasn’t done anything as cool as “Only Built 4 Cuban Linx” (possibly my favorite album of all time).

Thank you.  I should have done that from the start.  I’m not too familiar with them but Christ on a cracker, what an insufferable putz they are.  The idea that I can’t simply make a mistake and instead am part of some vast intentional effort to discredit Bernie is weird. 

Because you’re going to see whatever you need to in order to absolve this guy of any questionable behaviors, especially when you get to pretend that you’re rooting out corruption because I made a mistake. If you want to pretend that lobbying groups aren’t being directed by the organizations they are lobbying for, I…

The first four executive chefs I worked for were huge drunks that were either divorced or heading that way. My only good exec? Happily married with two kids, worked crazy hours but still made time to coach his kids at soccer and be active with his wife.

Eight sentences is now “TL;DR”.  

“Sure Voting is my Civic Duty, But I Need to be Inspired to Vote Against Fascism in America.”

That’s the hair to split.

ChrisCuomo-ism?

Don’t you worry. They’ll purge the comment section a couple more times before the next election anyway.  We’ll all be grey and watching Tomatoface argue among all his 47 burners.

The first chef I worked for that was an actual decent human being/manager was like a revelation. He figured the job was already hard enough without someone screaming all the time. 

The NRA has openly been an enemy of the American people since Sandy Hook. Where have you been comrade?

The purity tests are for other candidates.

“Sanders primary voters who voted for Trump: 10%”

Does NRA money count as “Wall Street” money or “Laundered Russian Bribe” money?

There was a spirited “Rock, Paper, Scissors” tournament to decide who wrote the announcement for Splinter. The runner up got to write another hit piece about Kamala Harris.  

Hopefully when he loses the nomination this time, his supporters can actually be motivated to vote against obvious, loud, nationalistic evil.

“I look for every opportunity to learn more so I have more firepower to either educate or shoot down those who have these fucked up ideas. Not to mention if there is a black person that I, however dumb this may sound based off of just internet interactions with, respect at a high level, that they have experienced…

“Nu-uh” is not a valid counterpoint. 

Working at a university for the last 13 years turned me from a rabid college sports fan to someone completely disgusted by it. Seeing the sausage get made, in this case through a series of compromises that short change the student-athlete while all the adults around them get paid, was too much to ignore. I’m ready…