See, this is one of those things I want to believe, but for the sake of my own sanity force myself not to.

The Washington Post also didn’t have an article suggesting that arson is a legitimate form of protest either. I’m thinking they might adhere to slightly higher journalistic standards.

It’s this dude’s standard operating procedure. He's been here doing this for a long time.  

Apologies are short and direct.  When you're at five paragraphs, you're offering justifications and hoping that passes as regret.

Someone in a position of power that has played the “rent or food” game before!  

So...light the Supreme Court on fire?

“Why does NASA only drink Sprite?

I keep waffling between the idea that this is all going to take down Trump and the idea that absolutely nothing is going to stick to him. 

Looks like everyone's getting greyed again after this article.  Another winner from Hamilton.  

Goddamn it!  NO! 

If America Ferrara and that other guy had any on-screen chemistry, I would agree with you.  But everything about their relationship feels forced and the rest of the cast seems wasted. 

Idiocracy happened so much faster than I had anticipated.  

“Sticks and stones. Black people should really learn to grow thicker skin.”

She’s holding up big signs with her tweets on them.  It looks like one of them has a typo, which makes this even sadder.

“Politics is not a game.”

PTSD fucks you up.  Even after you get help for it, sometime you just aren’t the same afterwards. 

Plus the “pending comments” thing has been broken for months now, allowing you to only see the first four replies to someone if you choose the “show replies” option.

Look, people have the perfectly good reason of not voting because they weren’t inspired by the candidate. Also, when is Obama going to take responsibility for everything Trump is doing? It’s been two years.

You don’t go to Cici’s to enjoy the food, you go because you have a giant depression void in you that needs filled.  In the words of Bill Dautrive, “If you’re feeling full, you’re feeling something!”

GOD DAMN RIGHT!