Well since you’re already out of the greys...Africa isn’t a country, it’s a continent. If we’re shipping everyone out of America to their ancestral homeland, does that mean I have to go back to Ireland? (I’m not saying that would be so bad, they seem to have their shit together lately.) Are Mexicans going to get Texas…

That’s just how that person rolls here.

“Watch people die! Click here!"

The Vietcong never attacked Texas or Alabama.  I think Dubya's record speaks for itself.  

Unfortunately the president isn’t a customer service plan that you can opt out of.  

I am bouncing back and forth between “the Mueller investigation is starting to take hold” and “the country is circling the drain”.  I look at this daily bile that keeps coming out of Donald Trump that’s all nonsense and childish conspiracies and I still can’t believe he’s really our president.  Then I remember that we…

“No, not at all, but the fake news is, and the fake news is comprised of a lot—it’s a big chunk, OK? Somebody said, ‘What’s the chunk?’ I said, ‘80 percent.’ It’s a lot. It’s a lot,”

Those parents have better self-control than I do.

It seems very strange that people are complaining about spoilers.  Showing Kratos using the weapons he has used since the PS2 was somehow unexpected?  

Hey let’s give Madonna a break. She only jumped in after their first choice, Gwyneth Paltrow, couldn’t make it.

I refuse to believe that Michelle Obama dogears books. 

We’re not even two years into this administration and it feels like it’s lasted forever.  Like we're all being governed in dog years now.  

Her?

You have to commit fraud on a scale large enough to crash the entire economy to avoid prosecution.  She went too small.  

So that's one down and the entire rest of the corrupt BPD to go.  

https://www.vox.com/2017/12/7/16746564/al-franken-sexual-misconduct-allegations

There were 8 people that accused Franken.  Let's not ignore the MeToo reality just because the guy was a Democrat.  

Please be careful.  

And yet those are the same folks that have very strong opinions about the NFL and honoring the flag. 

Oh wow!  That one really slipped right past me on the first reading.