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Prostate of Dorian Gray
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So book burnings are on the agenda any day now? I wonder how much gold leaf and medals fearless leader will have when he unveils his military uniform.

Getting the mailbag knocked out early this week.

At this point, the cruelest thing I could wish on this administration would be a combination of self-awareness and empathy.

I don’t know enough about the guy to even remotely understand what you’re referring to, but it also made me laugh regardless. Have a star.

HamNo should be along to blame all this on Obama soon enough.

Replacing history classes with American Exceptionalism classes certainly hasn’t helped. You can’t avoid your past mistakes if you never acknowledge them.

Oh that guy. Yeah, he’s a bag of shit. I never remember his name; I just see him get dragged every couple years on Twitter.

Letting my bowl of ramen steep and finish cooking the egg I put on top. That’s my dinner. Maybe 10 or 15 minutes away from chowing down.

I don’t know who that is Rooo. I Google searched and got Tom Malinowski, who is running on a campaign of human decency in NJ. I trust you, I just don’t know to whom you refer in this case.

I’m only consuming ESPN through podcasts these days. Mina has a weekend show called “The Morning Roast” with Clinton Yates and Dominique Foxworth. It’s one of my regular listens every week. Between that, Lebatard and everything Bomani does, I feel like that’s all I need from ESPN.

Sports Illustrated employed Peter King for years. The idea they’re hiring the best is long out the door.

And even, just for the sake of argument, say that white people did build those streets. THIS GUY wasn’t one of them. I don’t get to introduce myself as two time MVP because Steve Nash won the award. The idea that accomplishments of others are transferable because of white skin blows my damn mind. Additionally, if we

The “Shining Beacon on a Hill” is a guard tower when you look closely. It’s disappointing to realize HL Menken was right about us.

It’s a bummer that the Marvel Netflix shows still have pacing issues after this long.

“Any questions asshole?”

We’re destabilizing NATO, breaking with our traditional allies, and praising the leadership of Russia and North Korea. If it weren’t so fucking awful, you’d have to admire Putin for planning this out so well.

Go away casual fan. Ho Grant signed a massive free agent contract with the Magic and went to the finals again with Shaq and Penny. And if you’re going to ignore Toni Kukoc and what he brought to the triangle I can’t even bother with you. Their second three-peat replaced Grant with Rodman and had Ron Harper as it’s

“Those who can make believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.”

Several years ago, Max Kellerman announced on “Around the Horn” that the best album of all time is Raekwon “Only Built 4 Cuban Linx”. I am hard pressed to disagree.

“The New Colossus” apparently has an expiration date.