When you move goalposts, lift with your legs and keep your back straight.

4 trips to the finals is what “couldn’t mesh with” looks like? You have high standards indeed. And again, beyond Kyrie, what was there to run off? Isaiah Thomas?! 🤣😂 IT is a ball dominant, volume shooting dwarf that doesn’t play defense. He’s also a locker room cancer. The last time the Cavs were relevant before…

“So my point is that Lebron/CP3 never let a team grow around them”

What non-Kyrie talent did the Cavs have before LeBron came back to town that’s been run off? JJ Hickson? Andrew Wiggins? Like before James decides “I’m going back home to win one for Cleveland”, what was their talent level? Laughable or abysmal are your two choices.

LeBron had enough help...if he had gotten to play 5 on 5. The defense from the refs was the extra push Golden State needed.

I still trust JR more than Jordan Clarkson or Rodney Hood. JR’s last second mistake means everyone gets to gloss over the shit officiating. One of the refs had to have been Tim Donaghy last night.

AND this is the day every casual “I start watching at the conference finals” person I work with wants to be giving me shit about LeBron “can’t get it done”. I haven’t had a game make me this genuinely, viscerally angry in ages and people think it’s time to poke me. I don’t care about art, or plays, ballet, movies that…

The refs were absolutely killing me last night. LeBron gets a clean strip? Nope, that’s a foul because the ref has a bad angle. Mooney mugs LeBron the next play? Nope, that’s just a turnover. The only thing Jordan Clarkson should be in the game for is to use all six fouls directly on Steph Curry’s ankles. JR should be…

Assholes come in all ages and tax brackets.

They’re working at a chain restaurant. They’re two paychecks and one emergency away from homelessness themselves. Why you gotta punch down? Dude is already obviously struggling in life; let him keep a modicum of his dignity and don’t actively make his life worse.

She’s got the bionic arm!!! My inner 10 year old can’t believe this stuff is all happening.

Which LeBron Finals Cavs team is worse? This one or 2007?

How is using racist and xenophobic code words just a joke made in poor taste? It’s not a “bad joke”; she said some racist shit.

You’re assuming they know anything about geography.

Hooray for the triumph of American Exceptionalism over actual history! You never have to apologise for anything if you never think you’ve done anything wrong.

I would love to know what his internal monologue was anytime Jared Kushner was talking to him. I have to hope “pissant” was featured prominently.

Reveal whatever you need. This is a safe space. I bought the first 40 issues of the original Larry Hama comic on the Comixology digital app 2 or 3 years ago. I then proceeded to read them all in one weekend. How much fun could I reasonably make of anyone?

It seemed unnecessarily harsh.

If it showed up on Netflix or Hulu, I would watch those 80's GI Joe cartoons today. YO JOE!

Russell had all those typos and random commas, yet managed to use “heir” properly. Not “Air” or “hare” or “hair”, the actual correct word. I don’t know about anyone else, but that made me laugh.