I get that the “hook ‘em while they’re young” strategy has worked well for things like John Deere and cigarettes, but babies can’t read. Know your audience, racists.

You know we can all see what you wrote right? This is seriously the thought you want to put out there?

“Why does he have to be from home?” was my first thought.

What do they slap the floor for anyway? They’re playing a damn zone. That’s nothing to be proud of.

They’re the darkest timeline James Carville and Mary Matalin.

They hear your zipper. You need to have your pants off already.

Creepy would be my best description.

Also, I just learned what pleonastic means. Thanks.

One of the many reasons I come here is for different perspectives on the news of the day. My two main news sources are NPR and the Washington Post. That’s all fine, but to round out how things might affect people who aren’t me, I read the Root. The writers always include the original source in their posts anyway; do…

I know one sex worker who enjoys her job, and especially enjoys the ability to choose her own hours. She battles depression; if she doesn’t get out of bed for 5 days, she doesn’t lose her job. This move is akin to fighting our obesity epidemic by closing all the grocery stores.

The link that says Atlanta Journal Constitution will take you to what you seek. Monique is doing just fine here.

There’s nothing cooler than the late 80's.

World’s Largest Stooge isn’t such a selective distinction. Shemp was the tallest and he was only like 5'6".

Fram? Farm?

Damon does the situational use of “Ninja” matter? I probably use the word at least once a week in my life, but it’s always in the context of Nerf swords, a 5th grader, and sneak attacks. (Or least some kind of silent pretend assassin.)

If this were KSK, dick butt would have been shopped onto that whiteboard by now.

It must be such a burden to be the only free thinker among all us sheep.

Ooh look at you bragging about not being stuck in the 80's.

You should become a cop. You have the right attitude; shitty and arrogant.