I am really entertained by these folks. Batman and Superman just making constant fun of each other.

I side with you all. If I hate it, why am I watching it?

As much as I enjoy trying to participate in Deadspin, the Clay Travis story reminded me that we’re all just witness to a playground fight between two groups of bloggers. That being said, Clay Travis is a giant fucking moron.

It’s like hating Duke. It just feels right.

Country Mac’s Occular Patdown will be along any minute. Ask AJ yourself.

That is the angriest tube of spoiled biscuit dough I have ever seen wear a hat.

He started a Twitter beef with the Dan Lebatard show a few years back for some reason. Acted like a racist dick to them too. Seems like the only reason he pops up these days.

I mean, say what you want about the tenets of Marxist Communism, Dude. At least it’s an ethos.

It’s cool they gave you a replacement for your Hernandez jersey. That isn’t love though.

I never want to be that much of a fan of anything ever.

While wearing Zubaz to boot.

Zubaz viral marketing is too extreme for me.

Strawmen have no chance against you. Look how you knock them down easily.

Your whole point is a combination of “these darn kids today” and “this is all Cardi B’s fault”. You’re a caricature.

He stays with his strengths.

If you’re stuck in traffic for other reasons, do you try to run them over too? “Fuck your fender bender! I’M COMING THROUGH!” Seems like a little patience and the radio are a better choice than vehicular homicide.

I stopped watching SNL because I don’t stay up until 1 a.m. anymore. I don’t feel the need to brag about aging out of their demographic though.

If we can’t change the Constitution to reflect the times we live in, then we’re essentially saying the founding fathers were deities issuing holy words. Additionally, arguing that every gun owner would start shooting things up if we changed our gun laws isn’t really helping the “responsible gun owner” trope that gets…

You need to put in a tax ID number to be able to sell things on Etsy. Those are businesses.

Our national shooting days are everyday and sponsored by the NRA.