I'm an actual, real mexican person and I totally put guac on my burritos when I feel like it. Sometimes I even put it on english muffins and have it for breakfast. It is the tits, you should live a little (forget your guacamole rules! Throw them away! Be free!) and try it.

I live in LA. Believe me, I'm not lacking for excellent Mexican food. I still think Chipotle is delicious. And I don't put guac (which, despite the fact I am a copy editor, I feel just fine about abbreviating in an Internet comment) on my tacos or burritos—I only get it to put on chips. The great thing about Chipotle…

I also work in higher ed, though indirectly with sexual assault survivors and wanted to second that Jezebel really doesn't report on this well — a great deal of detail of the process is misunderstood and/or left out. That isn't to say any of these cases were handled correctly by Berkeley, but there are a lot of…

Not really. Matthew McConaughey acting in Dallas is just better. Matthew deserves to win. Chiwetel acting was great, but not as great as Matthew. His acting in Dallas was Daniel Day Lewis caliber ( which truly says something ) , its not just weight loss. He was just that great.

I live in Western Addition and Molotov's is one of my locals. This woman straight out lied. She was a drunken asshat and was obviously filming people at 1 in the morning in the bar. They asked her not to film and she started screaming. She dropped her purse and as far as I know, didn't even file a police report…

And, incidentally, at some point yes, it may be your job to hold the baby, because you're a person living in a society with babies.

No. Coworkers are not supposed to help you watch your kids. As a parent, you're the only person responsible for finding the money and the people required to watch your children. It was a personal choice to have a child and it should be a personal matter to handle child care.

OH YAY—MORE "MY SITUATION IS SPECIAL BECAUSE I HAVE KIDS" ADVICE FROM A PARENT WHO THINKS THEIR CHILDREN SHOULD BE THE CENTRE OF EVERYONE'S UNIVERSE.

Wait, wait, wait. You're theory is that people with kids are producing future income for everyone. Therefore, we all need to get down on our knees and worship the babymakers? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Imagine this stranger tracking you with his phone, without saying anything to you. How do you feel?

Nope. Not unless I offer to hold the baby. If the baby is in a life threatening situation, yes, I need to pick up the baby. But on an airplane, unless I offer to hold the baby, you cannot just put a baby in my arms and expect me to not complain about you not taking care of your own child. If someone asks me to, I…

Oh yay an entitled parent who thinks that because they made the choice to have children the rest of the world has to revolve around them.

I'm sorry, but if you seriously think that the LW should just put up with their coworkers' kids because finding childcare is hard, you need to reevaluate your life. Part of having kids is making sure that they're be properly supervised. Period. My parents brought me to work when I was sick/there was no other option.…

Apparently you have chosen to ignore that we who do not have children are subsidizing your children's education by paying property taxes. Seems this isn't enough for the self-absorbed parent who also demands free child care from her coworkers. You chose to have the kid, you are responsible for its care. The retail…

Not having kids does not mean you can not have an opinion on a professional workplace environment. (Or about children for that matter, but that's another discussion.) If you have to bring your children into work, you are responsible for parenting them. The burden is on you, as the parent, to make sure your offspring…

Do they feel like their soul is being captured by the evil magic box?

Fuck people who bring their kids to work (or school!). Seriously. Those are the worst type of people. Nothing says, "I'm unprofessional and incompetent" quite like showing up to your office job or history class with screaming toddlers in tow. It is not anyone else's problem that you couldn't figure out suitable…

For the first question - do not make eye contact with the children. Make your space as uninviting as possible. Don't give them anything except for glaring looks. And absolutely keep redirecting them to their parents.

You missed the part where Sarah Slocum referred to this as a "hate crime!" That's the best part if you love entitled goons!

The only way to really address it is for LuLu to make a male option.